Andy the Stinker

Pickleli

'Andy the Stinker'

Andy trudged through the hallway of the whispered crowd, getting glares and weird looks. He walked to his locker, opened it and hurriedly grabbed his books, trying to get away from the crowd as soon as possible.

He trudged towards the class which he had first, English. Andy hated English as much as he sucked at it. He would get lame marks and lie about what he got and made people think he's a 'genius' when in actual fact he is just a lame-o.

He is always demanding his mum to get what he wants, but is always asking his mum for help when people 'bully him'. He can't even defend himself! Now this is just background information but it is necessary to understand why people never want to be his friend. He is always some how bullying the younger kids but he is the one getting bullied. I see how the 'bullies only bully because they have been bullied before' phrase works now...

Andy also has a strange attraction to his own farts and when ever he gets a chance to, he sticks his hand under his butt and then puts it against his nose and sniffs it...gross right? I was thinking the same thing.

He is also a very big hypocrite and takes little things too seriously. Like whats his problem?! HE'S SO FRICKEN PETTY

But let's get back to the story...

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One afternoon, he went to the supermarkets to buy food as his mum asked him to, after all the screaming and shouting, he finally agreed or he wouldn't be able to sleep that night in his oh so comfy bed. He also has a bedroom for himself when his two older sisters has to share. That's unfair right? When he reached the supermarket, he quickly did the shopping, not wanting people from his school to see.

But one person saw...

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This story is intended only for humor.

The chapter title is personal for all of you who don't know

Thanks for reading :)