this is from ur pov btw
I open the car door and get in the passenger seat.
"So, may I ask why you're forcing me to go to ikea again?"
I ask kamakura, who's sitting in the drivers seat and staring at a bird.
"Lettuce."
He responds. I look over at him.
"Kamakura, you're allergic to lettuce. Remember...?"
I ask, clearly confused.
"Yes. Yes I am."
He says, still staring at a squirrel. Only this time, it's a dead squirrel, who he killed using mind powers.
"....Okay. Let's go buy lettuce, then."
I say, finally giving in. Kamakura immediately starts the car. For some reason, he's driving at 500 mph.
WHY WE GOIN SO FUCKIN FAST-
We get to the store, and kamakura immediately goes to the lettuce section. Yes, there is a whole lettuce section. He stares at the lettuce, mesmerised. It's like he's in a lettuce-induced trance.
"So, kamakura, you're buying lettuce, right?"
I say, trying to snap kamakura out of his lettuce-trance.
"Yes."
He says, and immediately picks up 10-15 packs of lettuce and dumps them in the cart.
"Kamakura, thats a bit excessive, it-"
I try to tell him, but he throws a pack of lettuce in my face. Not only does he NOT stop buying lettuce, but he's buying more and more and MORE lettuce.
"KAMAKURA, THIS SHIT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND-"
I yell at him, but he only shoves lettuce in my mouth. The cart is overflowing with lettuce now, but kamakura doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. I give up, knowing that if I even TRY to fight back I'll be hit with lettuce. All of the sudden, kamakura throws lettuce at my head. Everything goes blurry and I start to hallucinate. I have a concussion by lettuce. I collapse to the floor, laying in a pile of lettuce and... my own blood?
"Kamakura.... why would you do this..?"
I use my last breath to say, before everything fades into darkness.
"BYE BITCH-"
is the last thing I hear before passing out.
hope you enjoyed this kamakura lettuce fanfic 😌❤️
