I have come to warn you about this demon
He is a threat to our cult
He is DISGUSTING
He is a talking jug filled with blood.
We all know him
But recently, he has posed an even greater threat
As some of you know, I run a bar, a Kitchen gun company, and a potatoe factory.
All 3 of these companies have been attacked by tape drones.
Sent
By
Phil Swift.
He is jealous of our success and has tried to steal our ideas.
And he has recently joined forces with the talking blood jug.
And now, a word from my pet dragon, Deathbringer
Deathbringer: Goo goo gaa urple boo boo
She's only a toddler
She said WE MUST ACT NOW AND DEFEND OURSELVES
and she wants a snack
Here's some mice and Capri Sun , girl.
So any ideas