I, ( your name)
Swear that as part of this cult
I will appreciate CAPRI SUN in all ways possible
I will drink other drinks,
But I will acknowledge how superior Capri Sun is.
I will NEVER DRINK KOOL AID UNLESS I HAVE TO GO TO A CAMP OR SOME CHEAP ASS ORGANIZATION THAT DOESN'T HAVE CAPRI SUN, BUT HAS KOOL AID LIKE WTF ARE THEY THINKING.
Anyway, I will be respectful to the other members.
I will work at this cult/company to help those become pure using Capri Sun
I also agree to discuss anything else I want to, like anime, or other stuff.
I will help anyone who needs my support or help.
This is my pledge to the cult.
CAPRI SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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