halo: the trial and tribulations of masking chief

chapter 1: the covenent attack

it was another day in pillar of autum when BOOM and masking chief wake up from his cryosleep chamber
"what happene" say chief and engineer man outside pod respond "its the combat evolved they are coming"
"step back" chief says ashe is getting out of his pod and grabs a magnam pistol "this is a job for the chief"
"cortana" says chief "open napster, you know what to play"
*blow me away by breaking benjamin starts playing d-_-b* (chief's favorite song)
as chief is walking down a hallway an eleet surprises him and raises his gun to start firing at him to kill him when all of a sudden the eleet starts talking and says
"more like blow me im gay wort wort wort" (wort wort is how they laugh)
chief doesnt got mad and keeps his cool composure like a badass and starts firing at the eleet but the eleet has a shield and starts returning fire
chief jumps back into cover when he sees a plasma grenade on the floor dropped by a dead grunt
cortana then tells chief that chief can ricochet a grenade throw so it can hit the eleet
he throws the plasma grenade in a way that it bounces several hundred times but then it goes towards the elite and sticks to him and BOOM the eleet blows into several pieces covering masking chief in blue blood
his mjolner armor then starts washing itself and wiping hte visor like a mini car wash
"didnt even broke a sweat" chief says in a monotone tone
then more covenent coming in and the pillar starts exploding many small explosions and cortana says chief "we are forced to escape we need to find an escape pod"
chief starts saying "i dont intend on fleeing this fight but you are right cortana, we live to flight another day"
then they get into a rescue pod but mid flight it starts crashing into the ring
to be continue?