"What do you mean he doesn't remember you guys?" Keith shouts in my face, ew spit everywhere. "First," I say holding a finger up. "Don't spit in my face again. Two," I hold another finger up. "He must have been thinking about you when he got injected, long technical story short, he only remembers you because he thinks about you a whole damn lot." I clarify and let a smug grin take over my face.
"Language!"Shiro shouts from the lounge area and my grin drops. Mood killer.
I'm not stupid, really. I'm very observant and the one most entertaining thing to observe are two idiots pining over each other. Seriously i knew before Lance even knew himself. He would kill me if Keith found out though, that's why i just tease. I see how Keith stares like he thinks no one is watching, and i've seen how Lance laughs just a little more at something Keith says or points out. Like one time, i said i noticed something weird about Coran's moustache and no body laughed and then keith was all like, ' yEaH It lOoKs LiKe aN AnChOr.' and Lance almost lost his voice because of how much he laughed i mean come on, it wasn't that funny.
"I just don't understand why he was thinking of me at that time that's all..." Keith is actually adorable when he's trying to figure something out. Once i agreed with Lance on accident that Keith looked good with his hair up and he didn't talk to me for two whole days, couldn't even form Voltron.
"Maybe he was too busy staring at your ass and as he was distracted he didn't realise getting injected?" I tried out with a cheeky grin on my face. Keith looks at me but i can tell he is trying not to blow up in embarrassment. "Pidge..." My queue to run in '3' "I'm am going to rip you," '2' "up into little shreds when i get my hand on you!" '1' I quickly evade Keith's attempt at tugging me into his arms. As we zoom around the castle i can't help the pleased chuckle that falls from my lips as i run for my life.
I like babysitter Keith much better then broody Keith.
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"Only keef!" (Baby Lance au.)
FanfictionAfter a punishing beating and losing to the Galra for the first time in a long time, the paladins settle in for a resting day, only to realise their loud-mouthed sharpshooter hasn't shown up to breakfast or lunch...