Oikawa just finished eating his milkbread when he looked out his apartment window and in the distance he sees this HUNKY MAN "that man is so hunky I have to go look for him." Oikawa thought to himself as he put on his flavorful outfit of red and blue plaid shorts and white shirt with a red and blue jacket.
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"looking swag" Oikawa said to himself as he admired his reflection. As he walked out the door he forgot to lock his door as he was too caught up in finding the hunky man he saw out his window. Oikawa was running around looking for this big hunky man but oddly he couldn't find him. Oikawa was sad but he would not give up. He started asking people if they had seen the green hunky man. They started laughing at him for his clothing choices. "Hey! I look swagalicious. Respect the drip." He said confidently. They laughed even harder. He wasn't getting anywhere by asking so he started to head home, sadder than he has ever been. "How will I ever find that hunk of a man?" Oikawa wondered. He realized he could look him up when he got home because why not try? When Oikawa got to his door he went to pull out his key and realized it was gone (not like he needed it since he forgot to lock his door) he tried to open it as he often got too excited and forgot to lock his door. As he opened his door his eyes grew wide in surprise as he saw the hunky man he was looking for. "Hey big boy" Shrek said with his sexy voice. Oikawa felt his face grow red as Shrek spoke those 3 words. "Oh my you are so segsy but, how did you get in my house?" Oikawa asked. "I was looking for a new swamp and this looked like a perfect place for me and my mud" Shrek answered. "Oh, okay, i guess that makes sense and because you are segsy I'll allow it. Can you tell me your name though?" Oikawa asked. "The names Shrek." He said with his sexy accent. "Oh man this is gonna be a wild ride" Oikawa thought.
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