"He was literally so nice, he gave me a free box of condoms."-MxdnightJoke
"If I ever actually do it in real life, it's gonna be like fucking a guy but with a vagina."-MxdnightJoke
"I'd totally suck dick for a tamal." -Me
"He's kinda hot byt I wouldn't hesitate to punch him."-Magical_Snake_Baby
"Omg look at the dick it's so detailed I like it."-MxdnightJoke
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Stupid Ass Quotes from My Friends and Me
RandomRandom ass quotes my friends and I say that I think are memorable.
