57 ways to murder someone

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ok so method one is lure your victim into a bear trap and then grab them and cut them up into little pieces. make sure you clean any evidence or wear clothes that prevent any footprints, hair or skin cells to create evidence. (wait what... idk what i just said. ignore that and just don't let any evidence remain at the scene) once you have all the little pieces, blend them in your friends blender and then put it in your enemys water bottle or something then take it to a sewer and feed it to pennywise. or feed it to the bear that was meant for the bear trap. it took me a year to come up with that so I'm proud of myself. also remember, that in no way shape or form am i saying that hurting animals is ok. never hurt an animal.

 i love all of you and i hope you stay safe, murder any enemies and don't get caught.

luv ya,

kaiya xx