Seungyoun: i've been following up to twice lately
Eunsang: uwu younnie hyung is a ONCE
Seungwoo: .. is this what you said you're learning from Kang Daniel?
Seungyoun: apparently yes
Seungyoun: so
Seungyoun: they advertises this brand
Seungyoun: called..
Seungyoun: ...
Seungyoun: drumrolls please yohan
Yohan: *seen*
Seungyoun: you-
Seungyoun: ugh
Seungyoun: the brand is called Pocari Sweat
Junho: isn't that a long time ago?
Seungyoun: yeah, but-
Dohyon: SEE WOOSEOK HYUNG, IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SELLS SWEATS
Wooseok: but-
Wooseok: dohyon ah its not-
Wooseok: they sell water, not sweats
Yohan: but sweat is a water why is water not a sweat
Hangyul: yea its like saying wooshin is wooseok but wooseok is not wooshin
Yohan: gimme five gyullie
Hangyul: no. maintain social distancing.
Yohan: WERE IN A FUKING CHATROOM
Hangyul: and im just being fuking cautious
Dongpyo: EUNSANG SAID IM PRETTY
Junho: say what
Dongpyo: HE SAID THAT TO ME, AT SCHOOL TODAY
Eunsang: i said he's pretty dumb but he said he wanna focus on positive things today so-
Eunsang: btw check out my teaser
Yohan: forwarded btw check out my teaser
Eunsang: excuse me sir
Yohan: what
Eunsang: .. YOU REALLY HAVE TO RELEASE YOUR TEASER TODAY HUH
Yohan: dont you think its sweet to do so
Hangyul: i dont think so
Yohan: oh look, exo reference, not by yohan, how miraculous is that
Seungwoo: guys
Seungwoo: sacrifice is good right?
Hyeongjun: well, based on what you're killing-
Seungwoo: IM TALKING ABOUT MY NEW SONG YOU-
Hyeongjun: oh that
Hyeongjun: yea its GREAT
Minhee: TOTALLY GREAT
Dohyon: MIRACULOUSLY GREAT
Eunsang: SPECTACULARLY GREAT
Junho: MINDBLOWINGLY GREAT
Seungwoo: .. you havent listened to it yet have you
Yohan: exposed
Seungyoun: you kids are dead
Wooseok: so dead
Hangyul: *evil laugh*
Dongpyo: oh please, everything that came out of Seungwoo is masterpiece
Yohan: what if its-
Seungyoun: YOHAN NO
Yohan: his-
Seungyoun: YOHANNN
Minhee: *anime gasp*
Dongpyo: ITS ONE ITS BIRTHDAY TODAY
Minhee: *anime squeal*
Junho: wtf happened to this dude
Hyeongjun: i showed him haikyuu
Hyeongjun: my bad
Yohan: anyway
Yohan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONE IT!!!
Seungyoun: they get to spend their One Year Anniversary together
Seungyoun: we dont
Seungyoun: lmao
Seungyoun: happy birthday my eternal loves!
Seungwoo: even though X1 are not a group anymore, Lets stay together for a long time okay? ❤❤
Wooseok: thanks for everything! Happy birthdayy!!
Dongpyo: hey i saw a cute person
Dongpyo: oh my he's so cute
Dongpyo: i cant stop looking at him
Hangyul: this is too gay
Dongpyo: why is he copying me
Dongpyo: omo omo he's looking at me now
Dongpyo: im so shy shy shy-
Eunsang: dongpyo-ah for god's sake STOP STARING INTO THE MIRROR AND DO THAT
Eunsang: ergh so disgusting
Dongpyo: idc
Dongpyo: im cute
Dongpyo: but hey wait-
Dongpyo: i see something cuter
Dongpyo: its our one its!! ;)
Dongpyo: they're one year old they look like tiny babies
Dongpyo: omo so cute
Hyeongjun: ..okay i have to say thats quite genius
Seungwoo: as a birthday presenttt
Seungwoo: let us present you a short bedtime story
Seungwoo: uri uri center yohan-ah go for it
Yohan: aight
Yohan: so one day
Yohan: the giant cockroaches are taking over the world, one man stood up against em all! But the giant monsters wont back down-
Seungyoun: this is not what we discussed
Hangyul: no no let him finish i wanna know the ending
