The Two Bros That Have No Hoes

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???: Hey, so you're the transfer, (Y/N). Good to meet you, the name is Zin (Goku), and this is my bro, Zang (Vegeta and yes he is blonde for this story, also they are in the uniform for Hyakkaou... and the shades, can't forgot those).

Zang: Well if it isn't the center of attention. The whole school has been spreading rumors about you all day.

They pick two chair in front of me and sit in them whilst eyeing me down.

(Y/N): Look, if you guy want to ga-

Zin: No dude, we were just wondering how you pull it off.

(Y/N): And what exactly did I pull off, dude.

Zang: You mean besides getting the Student Council President to make you lunch. And the fact that you rode in the same ride to get here, no telling what could've happened back there.

(Y/N): Oh... Yeah I guess I did that. But what can expect from a guy like me.

Zin started to sniff the air as his nose seemed to check onto something.

Zin: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. That smelly smell that smells... smelly.... I know what it is.... It's Super Lemon Haze!

Zin had to whisper yell the last part but I still heard it. This must be one of my people!

(Y/N): You would be correct my newfound bros. You passed the initiation that you had no idea existed. I feel like we will get along just fine, on one condition though.

Zin: And that is?

(Y/N): You help me out whenever I ask, no matter my reasoning. If we are going to chill, I need you guys to trust me, without any initiative to do so.

The two brothers look to each other. From what I could tell from my seat, they just were looking into each other's eyes. But in reality, the two were speaking to themselves, dicussing my offer, with what only seemed like two people endlessly gazing before finally turning forward.

Zang: We agree... on our conditions as well.

I was gonna respond with a sarcastic comment, but I got interrupted by Zin following up.

Zin: If we have to trust you without reason, then it stands you have to trust with no reason.

(Y/N): Yeah, no. That's not how this is-

Zang: Well, we aren't done explaining so shut it for a second. We wouldn't ask you to do anything crazy, seeing as you could take me of everything I own. But we still require your help with some... personal problems.

I think on what Zang just said. Well I am asking a lot of them. Trusting someone, that you literally just started talking to today, with reason is a big ask. But after observing the school culture, I see a lot of cheating going on in the games played at lunch. If I'm gonna make a difference here, I need comrades that will trust my judgment without fail. So...

(Y/N): Fine.... I accept your deal.

They instantaneously jump up in celebrations, giving each other a flying high five. I just hope they don't make regret this. As they sit back, my phone rings. It was an unknown number but my gut told me to answer it so I did.

???: Hello, is this (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yello? Who is this?

???: Honestly, I'm kind of hurt you forgot my voice. I mean, after that wonderful night we had last night, its sad to hear that.

(Y/N): Kirari? How did.. actually nevermind, I forgot you sorta run this place so I can't be surprised to you managed to get a student's number. So, Ms. President. To what do I owe the pleasure?

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