The Thrilling Adventures of Snek

1 ~ Snek is Birth

'Twas the night before Christmas, but it wasn't Christmas nor was it night, it was the twenty-second of October around mid-day.

Now, usually this would just be an ordinary day, but it was different. It was special.

God is messing around and accidentally creates a lifeform. The most brilliant of all time. Someone who is even more godly than God. 
Snek.

Now, originally God was going to send Snek to Earth, but after this mess up, God considers destroying his creation, not wanting anyone being greater than him. But, he doesn't let his selfishness get in the way of what could possibly be the best thing to ever exist.

"Hello Snek." God says calmly, trying not to scare Snek.

"Why am I here?" Snek asks.

Geez, right into the philosophical questions, God thinks.

"I created you." God answers.

"Aight, cool." Snek says, which stuns God. No one had ever talked to him so casually before. This was new.

And that was how Snek was birthed.

Now, our story begins up in the heavens, with all the greatest gods, Jesus, all those Greek dudes, God himself, Gods from all religions and cultures, Shrek, Danny DeVito, and the one and only Snek.

"We are facing a serious dilemma," God says, his loud voice echoing somehow even though there were no walls. Like, boi, how he do that? "I have seen a prophecy predicting the end of Earth. We need to find a way stop this. Any volunteers?"

The Gods looked around amongst themselves, none of them wanted to go down to Earth, why would they? They have all they need. Besides, Earth was a scary place only few people were brave enough to face.

"I'll do it." Snek says, him being bravest of all.

"Are you sure, Snek?" God asks.

Snek nods. "I'm sure."

"Alright," God says calmly. "But be warned, the people have never seen anyone of your kind before, they may fear you or try to destroy you."

"Bitch please," Snek says sarcastically. "I can take care of myself."

To be honest, that wasn't true. Snek tripped over a table just the other day and instead of picking himself up he just lay there, questioning his existence.

But Snek was brave, he knew he could easily defeat any mortal humans in seconds. He has no reason to be scared.

After a days preparation, Snek was prepared for going to Earth. He said goodbye to his friends and headed over to God.

"Are you ready?" God asks.

"Of course." Snek says with a nod. "I've never been more ready for anything in my life."

"Alright, goodbye Snek."

"Bye God."

With a wave of God's hand, Snek begins to vanish from Heaven, leaving his home to go to a terrible place.

He materialises is a hidden place, dazed and confused.
It was dark and damp.

"Am I in a cave?" Snek mumbles to himself as he looks around, trying his best to find an exit.

All he can see is darkness.

That is until he spots a small light almost directly above him. 

"Why couldn't've God chose a better place for me to appear." He mutters frustratedly.