The Only Gods That Cares About Their Kids.

The gays made me embarrass myself in front of my crush

When I got back to camp I was put on resupply duty which means I was stuck with Nico and Will for at least four hours. Which usually isn't a bad thing but sometimes they act like an 80-year-old gay couple and other times they act like horny teenagers. On the rare occasion that Nico isn't half dead and Will had a good day in the infirmary that is the best time to hang out with them. They would do the craziest things like get married in midair. No joke they were in parachutes falling from the sky when they got married. The only reason they did it because helicopters was a bad thing for Nico and Will wanted it to be a good thing. I don't really know but I was stuck with them for four hours and they were not in one of their good mood.

"NICO no the bandages go on the other side!" Will yelled.

"You said put the bandages on the left" Nico yelled back.

"Not your left you're a little vitamin D deficient child!" Will yelled back.

"Excuse me , I am almost 100 respect your elders!" Nico yelled back slamming the bandages on the shelf making them all fall everywhere for good old me to pick up.

"Oh please I will respect you the moment you know the difference between a Calculator and a Phone" Will said through his teeth.

"Oh I'm sorry that I was born after the great war and didn't know there was a thing such as calculators and phone!" Nico said with sarcasm in his voice while I put the last bandage neatly on top of the pile.

"It's called world war one! You little Italian!" Will hissed back.

"Really, you're gonna use my height and my heritage against me, creative" Nico said walking next to me. "Come on kid, let's leave the grumpy old gay man to learn about his mistakes" Nico said grabbing the back of my neck like a father would do with their son.

"Do you know gay is not an insult anymore!" I heard Will see in the distance as we walked out of the infirmary.

"So where exactly are we going because that was the only place that needed to be refilled with storage" I said to Nico after he stopped mumbling about how he wish he never met Will. Which literally everyone knows wasn't true Will is his sunshine.

"Great! You know I was trying to make a point" Nico said to me I nodded I didn't want to die. " how's your sword skills doing?" Not a question I was expecting I mean I'm as good as my father if I was going to brag. Which I totally am because I am shallow. I beat him five times already and he's a God. He said I was even better than this guy named Luke he used to go to camp with also it turned out he almost killed my dad a lot. He also tried to let a titan come into his body I can't imagine someone doing that to themselves so I'm not going to.

"Yeah I'm doing pretty good" I said before Nico drew his sword. The black one that reminds people of death. He pointed it at my nose. I may have or may have not peed my pants you'll never know. My quickest reaction was to run and I did right into a pole then fell on the ground.

"Are you OK kid?" Nico said standing over me Who knew that Nico was 10 times scarier when he standing over you. He honestly looks like the guy who comes to take you to the afterlife or a vampire I can never decide.

"Yeah" now in writing you can't really tell how person says the word unless they describe it to you so the way I said yeah was like a dying cat meow it sounded more like aheaeaeh then yeah.

"Your nose is bleeding" said someone who is not Nico. No, someone who I never expected to be in camp. Sky Robertson the prettiest person in the world.