Parenting a sack of flour

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I saw this on tumblr and knew I needed to make this real

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"Bill you gotta be careful with Ted junior!"The tall black haired boy said to the blonde boy,"First of all Ted his name is Bill junior and second of all I am being careful."Bill said to Ted.Bill and Ted were of course assigned as partners in their Child Development class,since their teacher assumed they'd break an egg in 2 seconds she gave them a bag of flour.Bill gently handed the sack of flour to Ted,"this is most triumphant Bill!"Ted said happily."Yeah!who would've thought being a parent would be so excellent!"Bill cheered,afterwards the boys pretended to feed their sack of flour and give it a diaper change.

The next day at school...

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Everyone(including the teacher)was shocked to see that the sack of flour wasn't destroyed or broken,"I'm impressed Boys!"she admitted to Bill and Ted as they handed her back the sack of flour."thanks Mr.Fletcher!"they said,"for doing such a good job you boys get an A+!"she said happily and proudly.Bill and Ted looked at each other and said,"an A+?Excellent!"they then did some air guitar.

Not bad for a first one shot am I right?

Also if Bill and Ted don't hug without saying F*g in the third movie I'm gonna mclose it I swear I will cause they deserve to hug it's 2020

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