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Katsubaby: 

the repressed rage has struck. 

Babygirl: 

No It hasn't shut up. 

ShotOwO: 

He never saw it coming.

Babygirl: 

SHUt UUUPpppP

Kirishiman: 

🎵 AlL ArOUnD mE ArE FAmIlIAR FacEs- WorN OuT PLAceS 🎵

Babygirl: 

I hate it here.

Shiggy: 

Welcome to the club.

 Wait- hold on,  I'm the only one whose allowed to hate it here. 

Ms.Sadist: 

There is tea.

And it's piping.

Babygirl: 

False. It's stale and crusty. 

Dadzawa: 

Are you sure about that-

Babygirl: 

Positive.

Dadmic: 

I'm calling your bluff. 

Babygirl: 

You should just fold. 

Bigbrotherkai: 

What-

yummbud: 

What happened?

Todorokiwho: 

Whose dead.

Babygirl: 

No one. 

IzUwU: 

*GasP* NOoNE?! He's as good as DEAD-

Babygirl: 

No one. Is. Dead. 

Katsubaby: 

Your going to make Deku cry. 

Babygirl: 

Not hard. 

Chicken Stripper: 

Oh hot damn-

Grandma: 

She is going for the kill. 

Dadmight: 

What happened? Sir?

Katsubaby: 

if you remember that repressed rage we were talking about a while ago...

ShotOwO: 

It broke free. 

Dadzawa: 

It was so beautiful.

IzUwU:

She threw m*neta through a wall, but he completely deserved it. 

Notatodoroki: 

Mineta... Grape boy?

Babygirl: 

Rape boy. 

Let me set the record straight in saying that he absolutely deserved it. 

Ms.Sadist: 

For sure. I don't even know the full extent of what he did and he deserved it. 

Chicken stripper: 

Who is M*neta?

Grandma: 

Uh oh-

bigbrotherkai: 

here we go-

IzUwU: 

M*neta is literally the worst being on the planet. He is this short little bag of scum and moldy soggy tortilla chips. Like I can't get over how absolutely terrible he is. 

ShotOwO: 

He has peeked in holes into the girl's change room, he's broken into their dorms and stolen undergarments (Which we have had to snatch back from him several times), he's made demeaning comments towards every girl in our class at least once, he is honestly the worst. 

Katsubaby: 

And he's obsessed with toppling this 'class hierarchy' . Apparently the recommended students (Adaliah, Shoto and Yaomomo) are are at the top and he's always going off about it. 

Chickenstripper: 

Murder is still illegal. Murder is still illegal. Murder is still illegal. Murder is still illegal. 

Grandma: 

How is he still in class 1-A, nonetheless U.A.?

Y'allmight: 

Nezu says we're not allowed to expel him without A) Physical proof (Despite several girls acting as not only witnesses but victims as well), and B) A valid reason (Despite sexual harassment being a valid reason). 

Dadzawa: 

His mother is also a huge karen. She's on the hero commissions school board. They deal with the recommended students and she has made threats about getting our trio relocated. 

ShotOwO:

Wait- what?!

Babygirl: 

She can do that?!

Dad mic: 

Unfortunately.

Dadzawamissingchild: 

That's harsh. 

ShotOwO:

How do you think I feel?


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