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How to get away with murder?

*Note: I went back and edited a lot of stuff btw *

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Denki-chu:

I got my cuddles. 

But at what cost.

Katsubaby:

You're life.

Yaomama: 

Oop-

Babygirl: 

What-

IzUwU: 

Nothing...

Snickers. 

Babygirl: 

IzUkU YOu PRoMiSED

Kirishiman:

Wha-

New nickname?

IzUwU:

Yep. We were eating snickers yesterday, and she laughed so hard she choked on them so her new nickname is snickers. 

Babygirl: 

He promised he wouldn't tell.😔

Ochakoko:

Well, guess we gotta kill deku now. 

Katsubaby: 

Finally. 

IzUwU:

Rood. 

Alienqueen: 

Shall we commence our planning? 

Katsubaby:

Jokes on you, I already have a plan.

Babygirl: 

'Suki. We've talked about these murder plans. 

And why they wouldn't work for a number of reasons.

Alienqueen:

Wait-

Kirishiman:

Why wouldn't they work? 

Babygirl: 

Depends on who we're talking about, but for Izuku's murder, he would be traced back by the nitroglycerin he would leave. See, he's hell bent on proving his Quirk is better than Izuku's, and so he would use his quirk to destroy Izuku. Unfortunately, nitroglycerin sticks like a bad essential oil so therefore a simple swab on the cause of death injury would have him ratted out. 

Yaomama:

I- What? Did you just solve a murder that hasn't even happened yet? 

Babygirl: 

Not that hard. There are always something left behind. A misspoken word, hair,  a weird blood splatter. Every one leaves something. 

Denki-Chu:

Even you?

Babygirl: 

Oh no, not me. I'm smarter than your average killer and have inside connections with heroes.

Denki-chu: 

SCREEENSHOTTED YOU FIEND

Babygirl: 

I was framed. My phone was stolen :D

Eraserlovechild: 

Bet.

Babygirl: 

You have no proof of who wrote that text. 

Eraserlovechild: 

She's good.

ShotOwO:

Exactly why she's my queen

Froppy:

Uhm- that was never confirmed. She could very well be my queen. 

Denki-chu: 

I literally always forget Tsu is lesbian. 

Babygirl: 

I thought she was Japanese-

Ochakoko:

OMFG I CAN'T HIKEOSLDNIOHNIOLE

WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT IPWV

Baby girl: 

I SNORTED at Ochako laughing so hard and now Keigo is trying to get my phone

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Denki-Chu:

Omfg she fuccing ded

Baby Girl: 

This chat is chaotic. Talking about murder and how Adaliah could get away with it?

IzUwU:

Hello Keigo. 

Have I earned Keigo privilege yet?

Baby girl: 

You have Izuku. And Todoroki. and possibly... 

No that's it. 

Denki-chu:

So, Hawks. Could Adaliah get away with murder?

Baby girl: 

Oh for sure. She knows what they look for and I'm sure Touya and Shigaraki would help her out. 

I should probably give Adaliah her phone back, she's hesitating using her quirk on me. 

ShotOwO: 

Smart man. 

Birb: 

I'm sorry did you just have a casual conversation with the number 3 hero?

ShotOwO:

Yeah?

Ochakoko:

Uhm- what

IzUwU:

Keigo is super chill irl, like he's the number three hero but like he still plays big brother mode all the time

Katsubaby:

He's a big baby bird in disguise. 

Babygirl: 

Amen.