Episode three:

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by VarshaR1

by VarshaR1

Bob: Hey guys! Bear bread is just finishing a summary for some kind of homework. So Bear bread will be joing us in a bit.

Bob: *waits for Bear bread patiently.

5 minutes later..........

Bear bread: Sorry Bob. Did I take too long?

Bob: Nope. U totally didn't. -_-

Bear bread: Good. I thought U might get annoyed.

Bob: Well anyways, welcome to the news of Bob and Bear bread! Today, we are gunna be telling U guys 2 read 101 ways to kill a cat by cloudtailgrandmas.

Bear bread: We read it and got this idea. So we asked Professor Jeff 2 make this.

Bob: Also make sure U read 101 ways to kill Slurpee.*

Bear bread: If U like this part of 101 ways to kill Slurpee, read the whole book. And make sure U read 101 ways to kill a cat.

Bob: *shoves slurpee into position. This is number 1 of 101 ways to kill a Slurpee.

Slurpee: WHAT ARE U DOING?!

Bob: Chillax Slurpee, we're just using U for our news report and for a small intro of 101 ways to kill a Slurpee.

Slurpee: So, R U gunna try and kill me?

Bob: No.

Bear bread: Where's the chainsaw?

Slurpee: Bob, R U sure that you're not trying to murder me?

Bob: No just stay still and calm. *rushes off to find chainsaw

Bear bread: This is a working chainsaw. This is a tied Slurpee. What do U do?

Bob: Charge!!!!!!!

Slurpee: *dies

Bear bread: He's dead! U said U R not gunna kill him!

Bob: I didn't kill him.

Bear bread: Prove it then.

Slurpee: *respawns

Slurpee: Good! I didn't die!

Bear bread: *faints

Bob: Well, I guess that's the end of the news of Bob and Bear bread with the introduction of 101 ways to kill Slurpee.

Bob: If U like it, make sure 2 read 101 ways to kill a cat!

Slurpee: *runs. Am I gunna have 2 respawn 101 times?!

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*at the current momment (21/8/2020), 101 ways 2 kill Slurpee is not out yet! But it will come out sometime! I will give a shout out on my profile when this happens! :)