Bear bread: Welcome to the news with Bob and Bear bread!
Bear bread: U might be wondering why I'm starting the intro and saying everything.
Bob: MUST ATTACK MARSHMALLOWS!
Bear bread: *chuckles. About that..........
Bear bread: U know when Bob died because of stupid Mr handsome?
Bear bread: Well, he's never been the same after that.
Bob: KILL THE MARSHMALLOWS! KILL! KILL! *knocks over bread bread.
Bear bread: *gets up. Well, U can see what happened.
Bear bread: Welp, I guess we're gunna have 2 take Bob to the hospital. For this episode.
Bear bread: *picks up Bob and quickly drops in stroller.
Bear bread: Les go! *runs to school hospital.
Approximately 3 hours later............
Bob: Hey guys! Welcome back to the news with Bob and Bear bread!
Bear bread: Well, he's back to normal.
Bob: *looks at bear bread with confused but annoyed look.
Bear bread: So ummm.... *pushes Bob into toilet and shuts door
Bob: AND WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT!
Bear bread: Bob, shut up. So what happened: after I went to the school hospital, Bob was yelling frantically about marshmallows. The school nurse said the they couldn't do anything about it. So I used option 2.
Bob: BEAR BREAD! U AND UR NONSENSE! NO ONES GUNNA BELIVE U AND UR STUPID STORIES AND LET ME OUT OF THE BATHROOM NOW!
Bear bread: *sighs. Bob just let me finish. So after that, I drove to Freddie's magical potion shop to see if there's a potion that could help Bob. But his potions were very expensive so on the way, I robbed the bank and got a ticket for drving over someones unoccupied house.
Bob: BEAR BRE- *gets cloth wrapped around mouth by bear bread.
Bear bread: So, that's pretty much what happened in the whole Bob being crazy.
Bob: *legit steaming with anger. ARE U DONE?
Bear bread: *sets Bob free from toilet and unwrappes cloth from mouth. * says dis in rlly fast voice. Welp, I guess that's it for this episode of news with Bob and Bear bread. BYE!!!!!
Bob: Wait but I never got to finish my sto-
Bear bread: -BYE! *turns off camera.
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News with B&B (sort of)
RandomI'm Bob. Me and Bear Bread are gunna be telling some news from the world of mes.