Dumb requests

Sunburn Patterns

And here's another  request... (I think...???) I dunno, I remember something about it being said but uh... I don't know...
<<<——————————————————————————>>>

Doc quickly parted away from all tod- Hermits. From all the hermits. 

More specifically, Zed, Grian, Iskall, Tango, Etho, Ren, Bdubs, and Biffa, who, somehow, was halfway done with making a bunch of sharp shells into a spear.

He sat down in his chair, stretching out his legs and putting on sunscreen- He learned that lesson when Grian made it priority to slap his last sunburn whenever he got the chance- And looked around at the beginning chaos. It was amazing how much damage grown adults could do in the time it took to set up a chair.

Grian was building a sand-mansion.

Xisuma was trying to stop Zed and Tango from throwing jellyfish at eachother.

Biffa had finished his spear and already had a fire burning around Cleo, who was trying to train a crab army and get them possessed.

Iskall was making a throne, mocking Mumbo, who was just trying to make it out alive and avoid the sand that was being launched from Keralis.

Stress was trying to catch a fish.

Bdubs was swinging from the sand-tree on Grians' mansions backyard.

Cub and Scar were laughing a mile or two off the shore, on their yacht, about how they had a yacht.

Etho and False were seeing how many hermits they could scare into the water.

Ren was trying to comfort Impulse about his fear of letting Zed and Tango off of their leashes.

Joe was crying in the corner.

Xisuma was walking over to Joe to join him.

Doc sighed and leant back, putting on sunglasses, swearing not to fall asleep- He quickly fell asleep. This caught the eye of Grian. Who alerted Zed, who told Tango.

(Now kids, when those three all agree on something and smile, you run.)

-----------

"Zed!" Grian called from his mansion. Zed looked up and Grian waved his arms wildly, pointing to Doc.

Zeds' eyes went wide as he nodded, and said something to Tango, as his eyes also went huge.

Jumping from the build, Grian rushed over to the due. "You guys ready?!"

"Yeah!"

"OH YEAH!"

"C'mon then!"

They all rushed over to the sleeping Doc, and after a few whispers and snapping in his face, they knew he was out. Grian grinned. "Dibs on the ok-hand!" Zed glared. "Fine but I get right leg!" Tango looked up from his spot in the sand, already working on his pattern. "I already got the left one..?"

Zed rolled his eyes and shook his head before kneeling down, before gently scraping off Docs' sunscreen, and drawing designs on his leg alongside Tango. Grian looked at them.

"Zed. Look."

Zed looked over then at Grian. Grian curled his lips into a sneaky grin as he pulled his hand off Docs' leg to reveal the imprint.

The jellyfish bros each slammed a hand over their mouths to prevent their giggles. Grian did the same before kneeling down to help them with their designs.

-----------

Ow. OWWW! OUCH!

Doc jolted up, feeling like his legs were on fire. He yelped. "OW! OH MY GOSH OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWWWWW!"

He jumped up and started running around, only to get hurt worse, so he jumped into the ocean, which hurt slightly less. 

Iskall snickered from his throne, which was now at least ten times bigger- Not enough to hold his ego, in Docs' opinion, but still- "Nice legs bro!"

He snickered again as Doc looked down, in shock.

His right leg was covered in all-around rings, with polka dots in between, and his right leg.. Oh gosh.... His right leg had the words, "Buttwipe" going down it..

He stared for a moment before Zed, from a distance, with Tango laughing his butt off right beside him, yelled, 

"CHECK YO THIGH BRUH!"

And, regretfully, he did.

On his leg, was not a design, but a literal, 'Ok-hand' sunburn.

He stared for a moment before Grian jumped from who knows where, pointed to it, yelled and punched his sunburns.

"GOTEM!"