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Interrupt my sleep,and i'll interrupt your breathing.

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Husband watching a movie:

Husband:No don't say it!!You'll gonna regret that all your life!!No dont say it!!Oh man you said it.

Wife:what are u watching hon?

Husband:Our wedding ceremony.

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In Halloween i'll dress up as you,that's scary enough.

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