1-5-2013 I fell out of bed YEET. I was gonna get get up but the floor is comfortable. Yummy wood. I'm just gonna lay here for a few.
1-5-2014 I got up after a few hours. So Im gonna make burned toast for beakfast. I also put deoderant on my neck so my neck smells good. My burned toast is ready and I almost set my house on fire.....for the 500000h time. Good times. I rolled down the stairs I will draw an amazing diagram
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So after my toast I went to dab on my cat. Here is another diagram but this is with my cat
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Yes that is me dabbing on the left and my cat on the right. NO HE IS NOT POOPING that is his tail. So anyways I walk threw the window and I was outside. I don't have a job but I got free real estate. So you can say its free estate. So I dont has to pay the bills I think. So I decided to lay down and roll everywhere including inot the great abyss. I usually break my legs falling down and flying back up but thats ooookkkakyyyy.
The next day heheheheheheehhehehehehehheeheh
1-7-2014 it's been a long day and stuff happend like I fell, I fell even more, AND I almost set the house on fire......again
1-8-2014 Some random lady complemented my neck she says it smells good so I ask her on a date she said no. SHE LOVES ME. My first love. I decided to stay at her house under her bed where she totally allowed me to be. Then I crawled out and said I love you. I rolled out the window it was only from 5 floors I saw blue and red flashing lights. Probably an ambulance so I was happy because I lost my head. They put my head on and put shiny things in my hands. They said I was under arrest. Thats what they call the tire thing. Now im in my cell room waiting for the docters to check my legs.
11-11-2014 The docter visit was over I finally get to go home.
11-15-2014 APPLE. Also I went to town to smell necks and scream apple. I think thats basically it wait I found choclate in the grass. It tasted weird but I don't care I love chocolate.
11-17-2014 I GOTTA DAB ON DEM HATERS
11-16-2014 Still dabbing
11-18-2014 I am not making a forkknife reference thats dabbing and if anyone says it was from forkknife I will STOMP YOUR KNEECAPS BACKWARS and of course dab on you
11-19-2014 I wanna eat beans but the problem is ill die in my own fart. I almost did. My reaction was *gaging noises* and eating myself. Yeah I don't like farts BUT I LIKE TO SCREAM APPLE. So yay yay yay yaaaaaaaaa.
11-20-2020 I fell depresso espresso. So I went to a cafe and order depresso espresso. It was good. OMG I GAINED ANOTHER BRAINCELLLS THATS NOW 3 BRAINCELLS. One of the best days of my life. I fell. Then I flyed back home and I fell threw the window, now I'm inside my house now I'm gonna dab for a while.
