Hazamada was hanging in koichis house and suddenly remembered a really funny ddlc joke abt sayori but can't say it bc he can't mention things that have not happened yet or else he will create a voretext and the world will explode on itself,,, and that his family members were coming over today
" koichi I gotta go man my mum's side of the family is coming over ..."
Koichi nodded and waved him goodbye from his front door!
Hazamada opened his front door to be greeted with his cousins dog, oddsock
"WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOD WOOD WOOD WOOF WOOF YUHHH GET JNTO IT😸😸😺😺‼️‼️"
odd sock was a cool dog hazamada thought to himself
Anyways sack boy greeted him and they two went out to the mall to look at the PlayStation games and saw resident evil sack boy got scared and jumped backwards into a mysterious man's arm it was.... a handsome blonde boii,,,,
Sack boy blushed and stumbled out the words sorry
The mysterious dude gave him a glance and said it's okay I guess..
Later on sackboy went to a bakery and saw him again...he wanted to speak to him but couldn't build up enough courage so instead he just went to grab a nice sandwich when suddenly he felt a hand on top of his...how is it even possible that the blonde boy also grabbed for the same sandwich?? His hand moved as if he was enjoying touching sackboys hand then quickly took it off
" sorry for that, my name's yoshikage Kira I'm 33 years old- I mean eh um you can have this sandwich " :p he said with a slight red tint on his face . Sack boy nodded as he was too shy to say anything and went
Sack boy wondered about Kira
... then He saw that he was in a school ? Weird! So he watched him blow a fucking child up??;#!*! What???? Yoshikage Kira adjusted his tie after killing him and stopped when he saw sack boy watching him...
"Eep!" Sack boy tried to run but Kira picked him up
"My my~ what is this? You saw it all? Well that's a shame I really liked you..."
Sack boy blushed "th-theres no way-" sackboy was interrupted by yoshikage Kira crashing his lips onto sackboys . Sack boy has never felt a feeling like this let alone even a passionate kiss like this ??? His original girlfriend sack girl did not give a fuck she just was there because Sony paid her alot she cheated on em with his friend...swoop... That god damn fucking bird walking KFC stupid bitch sack boys arch enemy
ANYWAYS yoshikage Kira pulled away and strokes sack boys small hands Sack boy blushed... yoshikage Kira put sack boy in his pocket since he litterally is around like 6cm tall "what the fuck" Kira thought to himself as he brought him home and made him a nice dinner and walked him home
*Few years later *
"Do you sack boy take yoshikage Kira to be ur lawfully wedded husband " pucci said in his really cool priest voice
"I do" sack boy replies with
"Then I know pronounce u husband and husband" pucci happily says while yoshikage Kira is like :3 yay
SUDDENLY SHINOBU COMES OUTTA NO WHERE AND IS LIKE "YOU STOLE MY BABEY ">:(
shinobu steps on sackboy repeatedly hayato is fucking traumatised seeing a cool gamer icon getting absolutely destroyed by his own momma boy got issues no one's helpin .
"Yea so all that's my pitch for a Netflix movie " narancia says proudly fugo stabs him with a fork "what"
Ghiaccio comes outta no where like "YOU FUCKING FOOL HOW CAN SACKBOY MARRY HIM THEY WERE NOT ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME STUPID PLEASE JUST GO IM LEAVING I CANT FW YALL HOW THE FUCK YALL EVEN IM-"
Sack boy wakes up "honey I had a dream that there was aggressive Italian kids shouting I'm scared and their personality were scary why would ghiaccio do such a thing he isn't just angry ice boy he cares for his team stop comparing him to bakugo.... "
Yoshikage Kira pulls sack boy into a hug and kisses his forehead
"It's ok dear ghiaccio isnt real he can't hurt u..."
Ghiaccio is under the bed 😁 he hears all this and agrees so he doesn't kill them all .
