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FUCK YOU PINK

Language and rant warning

...i think yall already know that

PINK IS A BITCH FIRST OF ALL SHES SO FUCKING SELFISH AND SHE FUCKING BROKE HER PEARL AND LEFT HER WITH SOME SEVERE PTSD AND THEN SHE ACTS LIKE A FUCKING TODDLER BY THROWING TEMPER TANTRUMS AND WHINING ABOUT WANTING A COLONY AND WHEN SHE GETS IT SHES ALL LIKE 'oh but its so pretty blah blah blah' STFU YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT NOT HAVING ONE FOR SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS YOU FUCKING BITCH NOW YOU DON'T WANT ONE SO HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND AND JUST GET IT OVER WITH?!! LIKE NO ONE ON EARTH EVEN KNOWS IT'S HAPPENING AND BESIDES, HUMANS CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING EXCEPT ANNOY YOU BUT NOOOOO, YOU THINK EARTHS TOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TO KILL. WELL SHUT YOUR FACE-HOLE BECAUSE THIS AIN'T EVEN THE START BITCH NEXT I GOT SPINEL TO TALK ABOUT. WHERE DO I EVEN START SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT YOU GOT BORED AND INSTEAD OF TELLING HER THAT YOU LEAVE HER IN A GARDEN WITH A FALSE HOPE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO RETURN ONE DAY BUT YOU NEVER DO AND SHE STAYS THERE FOR 6000 FUCKING YEARS AND SHE ONLY REALIZES IT'S NOT A GAME WHEN STEVEN ANNOUNCES THAT YOU'RE GONE AND HE'S THE ONLY THING LEFT OF HER! AND THEN SHE FUCKING TRIES TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE'S SO PISSED WITH YOU THAT YOU LEFT HER ALONE FOR 6000 YEARS! IN A GARDEN! AND NOW SHE HAS ABANDONMENT ISSUES SHE'S WORKING THROUGH AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING COLONY THOUGH, BECAUSE YOU STARTED A GODDAMN WAR WITH YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PROTECT EARTH, AND YOU FAKED YOUR OWN SHATTERING BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD END THE WAR, BUT IT ONLY MADE IT WORSE! AND SO MANY GEMS WERE SHATTERED, AND USED IN HORRID EXPERIMENTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A SUPER-WEAPON! AND THEN SHE LEAVES THE OTHER 3 DIAMONDS BEHIND TO LIVE ON EARTH! AND SHE LEAVES THEM WITH THE THOUGHT THAT PINK IS SHATTERED! LIKE, DEAD! AND THEN SHE DOESN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT PEARL HAS FEELINGS FOR HER! AND SHE LEADS PEARL ON FOR SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS UNTIL SHE FALLS FOR GREG! AND SHE LEAVES PEARL AND THAT'S A FUCKING BITCH MOVE IF YOU ASK ME.