the day was going great, the air was clear, the wind was air, and the sky was filled with oxygena dna nitrogen. the mincraft bees were beezing, filling their hive full of fresh honey and longboi could smell it. it was longboi's favorite fruit so he decided to get some for himself. as he made his way to the hive, longboi imagine the crunchy taste of honey between his teath. He recalled his childhood and how his father would take him out to go get honey. It was a nostaglic memory, sinvce his father's death, but longboi found himself reliving it alot. But when he got to the hive, he was taken aback to see a fox was already there. "HEY!" longboi bellowed "ISAW IT FIRST"
the fox's head tuned. "wdym you were just standing there, you werent even going toward it" only now did longboi realize that the fox was Slushi, his greatest enemy. He was the one to steal his spotlight. He stole the story, HE TOOK EVERYTHING FROM HIM. He thought back to the last time he saw him. 1972 he recalled, had it been that long? "you told me you were my friend" Slushi stared at him, clearly confused. "do you not remember???" longboi scowled. "THEN YOU BETRAYED ME" Slushi stood his ground, but he seemed more focused on the honey then him. This made longboi upset. "YOU STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME, do you know how HARD MY LIFE HAS BEEN SINCE YOU REPLACED ME?????" this was when Sluhsi snapnaped. "MY GF LEFT ME AFTER I GOT POSESSED BECAUSE OF YOU" Slushi eyes tinted purple, his fur turned brack and white. "your life has probably been even BETTER THAN MINE EVER SINCE THEN" longboi was getting tired of him being right so he just jumped for the bee hive.
ofc this surprised Slushi, but he immeaditely jumped for it as well. turns out, the bee hive was over a cliff. so now both Slushi and longboi are hanging on to the beehive for der life. But they start to fight and try to push eachorther off. longboi heard the bees in the distance, he knew he would have no chance again him and the bees. He have to think of something. of course he thought poptarts. and so, longboi grabbed a poptart out of his legs. Slushi screamed like GeorgeNotFound when he's being chased by Dream. Slushi jumped off and landed safely on the edge of the cliff. then the bees got him.
relief only last a short second before longboi heard a crack. it was the branch. longboi fell with the beehive to his right. He prepared for impact, awaiting to join his father.
he is confused on how alive he was when he landed. normally foxxes die if they fall 3333 yards. longboi tried to get up but realizes to late what actually broke the fall.
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the definition of strOk3
Pertualanganthe untold story from The Definition of Frish (this is very old spoof of friends story uwu)