Kita: Welcome to Commercial break! Today, me and my team will be interviewing author-chan! And even more exciting, we have author-chan's husband number 6, Sakusa Kyoomi joining us today!
Suna: I'm husband number 5, by the way. Also, where are Atsumu and Author?
*in the distance*
"YOU TALL UGLY BITCH!"
"YOU SANGWOO-LOOKING BITCHASS HOE!"
Suna: Kita-San, Atsumu and Author-chan are going at it again.
Kita: Enough you two! Come here right now!
Atsumu: Kita-San, Author flipped me off.
Author: Heheheh, here's another you smelly-ass bitch
Kita: Enough, author. You are going to look stupid in front of your readers.
Author: And?
Kita: This is an interview, author. First question. What is your name?
Author: ok, so my name is Jasmine, but nicknames always work.
Kita: Thank you, Author. Next question. What do you look like?
Author: (photo removed)
This is just a random picture I took during science. (Its not my best)
Atsumu: Ha! Ugly!
Author: *glares* shut it you ass
Atsumu: Who's gonna make me?
*pulls out bat* me bitch
Kita: Enough, you two. Osamu, grab Atsumu, and Kyoomi, please grab Sarah, and for the love of God, keep them apart.
Sakusa: I'm not usually comfortable touching people, but anything for my wife.
Author: Awww, thanks Kiyoomi
Kita: Can we get back to the interview?
Akagi: please-
Kita: yo-
Kita *clears thoat* Pardon me. Anyway, what are some of your hobbies?
Author: I like reading, writing, watching anime, sleeping, hating men and volleyball
Kita: What position do you play?
Author: I play middle, but in middle school I was opposite.
Atsumu: Its because she is a fucking sasquatch!
Author: *glares* piss baby
Kita: which brings me to our next question. Exactly how tall are you?
Author: I'm actually 6ft tall. I got it from my great grandma who was 6'3.
Kita: wow, that's pretty tall, sarah!
Anyways, that was the last question for now! Until the next Commercial break!
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