Suga: Hi and welcome back to another commercial break! Today we have some more questions for Author-chan! So, first question! Wait, where is she?
Kenma: She and Atsumu are fighting again, I believe
*something breaks in distance*
Suga: Oh my god, how bad is it?
Oikawa: oh it's pretty bad, Suga-San. They really hate each other
Author: Damn straight
Oikawa: *unholy screeching* When the hell did you get there, Author?
Author: oh, just now. By the way, someone keep that hoe away from me
Atsumu: Who the fuck are you calling a hoe?
Author: You bitch
Atsumu: if anyone is a bitch here, it's you
Suga: Ok guys, calm down. I don't want you to fighting when you are supposed to be helping me interview Author
Kageyama: Yeah, this isn't about your fight, let's get down to business so I can go practice
Suga: ok, first question. Who is your favorite character from the show and why?
Author: Well, I'm going to have to say Oikawa, because he's a likeable character, very hardworking, talented, intelligent, and all around a great character.
Oikawa: *blushing* Awww, Author~ *leaps into my arms* I didnt know you felt that way about me
Author: Of course, my darling. And dont worry, you are the best setter ever and nobody could ever compare to you.
Atsumu: Stop being such a fucking simp, author.
Author: Hey Atsumu, ever considered shutting the fuck up?
Oikawa: What she said
Atsumu: So now we have two simps?
Suga: Enough arguing. Next question. Which team is your favorite?
Author: Probably Fukorodani. I really love the teams dynamic, and BokoAka's relationship
Akaashi: Boko.. Aka?
Author: Yeah, that's yours and Bokutos ship name
Akaashi: I have so many questions
Author: that's ok, so do I. Wait a minute, Coach Ukai hasn't said a word this whole time. I want him to talk
Ukai: Someone please remind me why I'm here again?
Kenma: Because you're a setter, you fool
Ukai: excuse me?
Kenma: You heard me
Suga: Both of you shut up! Now, next and final question. If you could pick one character to marry, who would you choose?
Author: Probably Oikawa. He's my favorite character not to mention he definately isn't lacking in looks or talent.
Oikawa: *blushing* I love you too, Author. I mean, we could get married if you want 👉👈🥺
Author: of course I want to, darling
Suga: OK! Thank you for joining us in this commercial break. We hope you enjoyed, and If you have any questions for authoe, drop them here and they will be answered! Until next time!
Ok, excuse my little simp fest for Oikawa. Anyway, gonna start working on a new one shot tomorrow!
Author out ✌
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