Y/n: Hey Five are you awake?
Five: yah whats up
Y/n: if a guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby would it be called a piggy-er or guinea pig?
Five: if you and me had a baby would it get my futures and your late night thoughts or your perfect body with my late night murder thoughts?
Y/n blushing: i... Dont know how to feel about this...
Five kissing y/n's cheek: go to sleep baby
Y/n blushing harder: okay.
