~ Izuku's pov~
I was chillin' like a villain at the base and had this great idea to ask the members of the lov if they liked garlic bread so I did...
"Hey dabi..." "hm" " do you like garlic bread?" I asked "hm...no?" He answered "..." " is something wrong he asked very nervously "*sigh* I'm not a violent person, however... I will take a knife and carve a f*cking bible verse into your femur, wrap you in bungee cords and fruit roll-up, bounce you like a yoyo off of the Eiffel tower, take your body and ROLL IT~ ROLL IT ON A RIVER~, and then take that body, dry it off, throw it in a WOODCHIPPER, take your remains, turn it to ashes, turn your ashes into a VINYL for high way to hell,and play it... as I make myself dinner, IF. YOU. DON'T. LIKE. GARLIC BREAD!"
'... I think I just shit myself...'
~Lov pov~
' wasn't this boy a little cinnamon roll just a week ago.... I think I shit myself...'
Bye bye~♡♡♡
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