Crackfic Oneshot [Royal AU!Killua x Reader]

Killua x Reader Crackfic

     You got ready in the Prettiest [F/c] Ball Gown you could find. You also put your hair up your favorite style. You liked the outfit. You also put on light makeup, Wanting to look well, But since your face was naturally beautiful, You didn't put much on.

    After awhile, You got in an uber and left to the Castle. You weren't rich, But you definitely had a ton of money.

    Your parents left you at a young age, But you managed to get around. Actually, You were a very skilled Assassin. That is how you got money. Although you only killed the bad.

    You soon arrived at the castle. Thanking your driver, You walked in, Only to be greeted with a Butler bowing in a welcoming manner. You smiled and thanked him, Then walked in. You gaped at how beautiful it looked.

    You soon found an area to sit down at and decided to look around from where you sat. The place amazed you. It was so lively and fun.

    Later on, The Jester came out. He showed a variety of tricks. Some people died, But you didn't mind. Although most people did leave because of that. He eventually realized and chuckled. There was only 50 people left.

    You saw blood almost everyday, So it didn't scare you. The Jester then came over to you.

    "Why hello Madame~ My name is Hisoka. May I ask why you have yet to leave?~ I mean... I have killed a few people." He was curious, But had a weird smile.

    "Oh. Was I supposed to leave? Death doesn't scare me. In fact, I have killed more people than this Ball Room has to offer." You admitted. He was a little shocked.

    "Hm~ Mind if I show a small trick then?~" He asked. You nodded in agreement. He turned around, Shuffling the cards and then threw them at you.

    You caught them in an instant, Unfazed by it. "Hm. That was a nice trick. Seems my senses were correct." He smiled. Creepily.

    "Interesting~ Well I have other toys to tend to. Hope to see you soon~" He then skipped of, Going to bother another person, The bells on his outfit jingling a bit, Making you giggle childishly.

    You chuckled slightly and continued to gaze around. Soon, Trumpets were heard.

[ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJk1RxpM/ This is sorta what happens ]

    You gave a small giggle. They looked pretty attractive. The facial expressions were awesome. But, You stayed where you were, Watching the show. Hisoka made you laugh the most though. How unbothered they are were hilarious. Like it's a normal thing (It probably is).

    Soon, It dispersed a bit. Some woman and girls crowding the two. 'Damn I'd die if I were them.' You thought. They declined every request. Soon, A black haired boy came up, Offering a drink.

    "Would you like one Ma'am?" The boy your age asked. You nodded and smiled.

    "Sure! And please, Don't call me Ma'am. I am about your age after all." You said. He just nodded.

    "Here you go! I'll be sure to check on you later! I should probably help My friend." You nodded and waved at the smiling boy as you drank the drink he gave you.

>Gon's 3rd P.O.V<

    Gon walked towards the crowd surrounding his friend. "Ok, Why don't we give them some space, K?" The crowd groaned but left.

    Gon then turned to Killua. "Thanks Gon. They were so annoying. There is no one here that will leave me alone." He complained. Gon chuckled.

    "Actually, You're wrong. There was a very nice Lady our age watching her surroundings from afar. She seemed amused by everything. Especially the show Hisoka pulled. Also, I saw Hisoka throw a card at her. She caught it!" Gon explained. This caught Killua's attention.