A nerd and a rat

Croffers And Pickled Poo Log deodorant

Warnings- swearing, mentions of getting gently fu****d with a chainsaw
No ones POV-

Logan woke up with a head ache, probably because I was up so late, Logan thought, but he got up anyway, got dressed, and went to breakfast, and sat down "good morning Logan!!" Patton said cheerfully placing down Logan's toast with Crofters, "Ah, thank you Patton," Logan said respectfully, picking up the toast and eating it, "mornin' lo" Virgil said slumping down in his chair, drinking his coffee, "good morning everyone!!!" Roman sang out basically running down the stairs and sitting down, eating the eggs that were placed in his spot, and singing in between bites. Then Janus and Remus came down, Janus was taking to Remus, saying something about how "smitten" he was over someone, before for sitting down and eating an egg whole, ya know, like a snake. Remus sat down across form Logan, picking up his pancakes covered in his "pickled poo log deodorant" and taking a bit out of the centre. He looked at Logan, and wondered what it would be like to kill him, you know, the Remus normal.

Logan's POV-

I looked up form my toast and saw Remus staring at me, but he quickly averted his eyes, looking back at his food, I wonder what he was thinking, I stare at him a moment longer before I go back to eating. I finish quickly, then go back upstairs to work on somethings before lunch.

Remus POV-

Did he know I was staring at him? Oh god he thinks I'm weird!!! Nononononono! Ok, remus calm yourself! Don't worry! It'll be fine! Logan dose not think your crazy! Right!? AAAAAHHHHHHH! Ok, ok, maybe he didn't see,
"You ok remus?" Patton asked looking concerned,
"Yes I'm soooo ok, I'm more ok than after getting gently fu***d WItH A ChAInSaW!!!" I screamed out, Patton winced my amazing idea, everyone else either just rolled they eyes or laughed,
"Oh so sorry Patton was my pleasant idea not appealing to you? How about-" Janus shut me up with his MAGIC and I laughed, I stared to say something else when there was a huge crash upstairs, then a scream,
"LOGAN!!" I screamed running upstairs to Logan's room,

-375 words
Dose anyone actually read this story? Just wondering, if so I'll probably upload another part today, have a good day kings, queens and overlords!