One shots :)

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This is gonna be the worst thing you've ever read and tbh I don't know why you're here so just go. My entire account is a mess because I'm a lazy bitch who can't be arsed to do pretty much anything. Wait until I go back to school, I might be slightly more motivated then. Slightly. But yeah, this is gonna be predominantly one direction or Harry Potter one shots, with like random Star Wars or marvel ones thrown in if I feel like it because Imma do what I want. Jesus Christ this is shit, kill me now please. 

Also, incase you couldn't tell THERE WILL BE MATURE LANGUAGE. Mainly because a lot of this will be made up on the spot, and half of my thoughts include swear words. For those of you this does bother, I'm sorry but I don't give a flying fuck :)

I also won't be writing any smut because it makes me uncomfortable and my skin ✨crawl✨

And finally (probably not finally but I can't think of another connective at the moment so we're going with it) (Is that even a connective? Jesus it's been too long since I've had an English lesson my teacher would be disappointed) (WAIT, I HAVE A NEW ENGLISH TEACHER IN THREE WEEKS OH MY GOD IVE WON AT LIFE) (sorry, right, anyway, we'll call it a sentence starter and carry on shall we?) (Can you tell it's almost five in the morning and I haven't slept in over 20 hours) (Oh fuck my life I've forgotten what I was going to say) (ah yes, I remember) please don't be negative or mean, I'm writing these for me so that if I ever have writers block I can just dump all the shit in my brain here and try and get over it. This not my best writing, none of the stuff I post on here is, that is strictly for my English classes when I want a good grade.

DISCLAIMER- I promise I'm not on drugs. This one shots will seem random as FUCK, but that's just my beautiful mind ✨😌 The main reason you can know I'm not on drugs is because my mum has said to me that I should just drink vodka or gin instead (not wine because it "has too many calories in it". Yes that is a direct quote, yes my mother is a genius, yes she has pushed me so hard to get good grades that on multiple occasions I have cried because of it. But that's not the point) Basically, I'm not on anything except sleep deprivation. But I think we all are.

Oh, would you look at that, it's just gone five.

My requests are open, but because, as I said before, I'm a lazy motherfucker who's going to die depressed and alone, it might take me like a month to actually publish them (you're welcome) I would also recommend asking someone a bit better at writing than me considering am I so unbelievably un-creative (that's a word now) that my favourite teddy bear is called.. You guessed it, Favourite Bear.

To those of you reading this.. I must know you, because that's the only reason I'd be reading a book that starts like this. So welcome to my mind.

I've just read this through and oh my FUCKING GOD I need to sort out my priorities. Eh, sleep is for the week. I meant weak ajskhejejd

Right, well, enjoy I guess. I'm going to sleep, goodnight (it's the morning oops) :)