For context, my friends and I were in RE learning about good and evil in Christianity and we got bored so we started passing notes. We were laughing the entire time, and thee teacher could have taken the notes so many times so lets just be grateful that he didn't- mainly for his sake. I wanted to share what they said since I haven't uploaded since like July or sm and it's now May, and I told my friends I'd upload this so... enjoy? be scared? idk man.
---start scene---
My Friend: Shit Fuck Cunt Bitch Faggot D!ke (she's a lesbian)
Me: That's what she said
My Friend: love you bestie
Me: mwah *wink*
My Friend: *bites lip*
Me: *moans*
My Friend: yes daddy
Me: Are you lost baby girl
My Friend: Do I make you horny baby?
Me: Thats my ego that you strokin' (but you can stroke my dick) *lip bite*
My Friend: OK!
Me: Great!
My Friend: I'm so wet
Me: Bye (Bi)
My Friend: Choke me bitch
Me: Corpse Husband who?
My Friend: *Pushes you against wall*
Me: *Kisses passionately*
My Friend: *Pushes you on bed and bites neck*
Me: *Pisses*
My Friend: *Moans*
Me: *Kisses passionately and pulls hair*
My Friend: *scissors slowly*
Me: *moans loudly*
My Friend: *comes*
Me: *comes*
My Friend: *Comes too hard, passes out while moaning*
Me: damn that was really good, want to go for round 2?
My Friend: *Ties wrists against bed posts*
Me: But I wanted to top
My Friend: Stfu you fucking pillow *chokes you*
Me: *moans loudly and comes*
My Friend: *eats pussy*
Me: *screams*
My Friend: stfu you fucking bitch (you have a degration kink now <3)
Me: (How did you know </3) But daddy-
My Friend: no kitten
Me: *closes mouth but moans again*
---end scene---
I'm so sorry.
YOU ARE READING
One shots :)
Hayran KurguThis is literally gonna be random shit I come up with at 3am lmao. Like, literally as I'm writing this its 4 in the morning. But it's gonna be crap, so please don't read it. The update are gonna be irregular, the presentation is crap, and who knows...
