Daddy Pig was cheating with you on mommy pig. That's how it always was, and will always will be, you loved the way his crusty three fingered pig hands slid down your body and how you can't fucking kiss bc he has a pig snout. And you just lOvEd the way he got so dirty in the mud puddles, you were always childhood friends, that's how you met. You were in play group one day flashback~
____: "Daddy Pig! Hehwhehe"
DP: "oh you like it when I shove you in the mud puddles don't you you dirty dirty pig why don't I shove you even further down into it"
____: *is suffering in the dEeP mud* help me~ *literally fucking dies*
Ms Teacher: Home times you hoes!
Kids: okay mommy!
You suddenly jumped so high in the sky you landed in daddy pigs lap and made a impact into his organs and he dies. Now you were both in hell making the devil choose which bias he liked.
