Finnick: I know call this meeting of sexy fictional characters to order!
Tobias: Is there cake?
Finnick: No but there's sugar cub-
Augustus: Sugar cubes are not Oranjee, Finnick.
Peter: Haha yeah...sugar cubes...
Tobias: WHO THE HECK LET PETER IN!!
Finnick: Peter? I though she was a girl...
Peter: WHAT?!
Finnick: You know with your skinny hair and everything...
Peter: *takes out butter knife*
Finnick: *takes out trident*
Tobias: *takes out gun*
Augustus:*takes off leg* You sir, do not belong here *hits Peter out of the solar system*
Finnick:
Tobias:
Augustus: I've always wanted to do that!
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Fandom Jokes
RandomThis book has a lot of jokes and quotes from TFIOS, Divergent, The Selection, Harry Potter and The Hunger Games! #EVERLARK I hope you really enjoy this book I try to update every day if possible. Thanks for reading! Your Overly Addicted Author, Cris...
