Boom Amy vs Modern Eggman

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(This rap battle is inspired by; Monika vs Baldi by VideoGameRapBattle)

Me: Epic Rap Battles Of Sonic Franchise.
Modern Eggman vs Boom Amy Rose. BEGIN!

Eggman: Here's some access in my lair to my damn foe. 'Cause when I'd start inventin' things I'd tend to rage. Then I'll vote to an end of your "little" insane life. Seriously! This is a lair not a "psycho session".

You messin' with your rivals and got drove into madness so you can get a man? You're better off if you ditched your gang and started up an fucking game. The codes that you had broke? (Oh?) The crazy one with all of your weapons! (Whoa!) Sorry but looks like my robots are the only ones who is getting to blow!

Amy: Hey 'Eggy' I have a question. Where's your full file?

Eggman: Huh?

Amy: The one you need to have in the games or else you won't be entitled.

Eggman: Uh...

Amy: Then the perks to all Sega had coming up late?

Eggman: Well—

Amy: And what's left is a glitchy thing I couldn't even play?

Eggman: WAIT!

Amy: The people are trying to tell how it is. After the things, you're very much an relevance. Base on your backstory I know your not a good villain. So an article gives me more info. Well if it's truly real than all that money gives you're selling out your plushies can too. And don't even try and bring up my backstory because from what I've viewed. If I have broke your robots you'll only improve.

Eggman: I'd thought there was no "stupid" questions but prove me wrong your killing scheme(Yuh!). Tryna diss my backstory why happen in 1993?(Huh?) Open your eyes in case you can't tell the difference between your "Sonic" and somebody else. Years added and added, all the amounts to a project in your insta account.

Amy: My insta account? You're a stalker! Makes sense how you can find Sonic all the zones he's in(Ay!). At least my creator did complete a project. Your style is very lame(Hey!). I thought you could elevate when your in renovations. But views your rhymes I find your rapping just like your mapping.

Eggman: Why?

Amy: You randomly generate lines.(Oh...)

Eggman: Why don't you bring your rivals for when I do "Show n' tell"? I know that few of my robots and Perci will get along swell. Like a neck, you snap at me about my life crimes. But at least I wasn't made to be a yandere.

Amy: I'm done with all of this psycho sham. Because your out of the equation, now I'm talking to Sonic. Whenever I'm gone you get lonely, we all know you'll try and find me just so you don't be damn rude. 

(B)Sonic: Uh—!

Me: Who won? Who's next? I hope you enjoy this rap battle!

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