Completely hypothetical and I'm definitely not considering adding this to a future story-
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Keon, carrying a plate of food: hey John, how old is your dad?
John: what?
Keon: no, not like that. Well, it is, it is like that. How old is he? I come in the house he was like "you wanna eat?" I said "eat what~?"
John: first of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my dad.
Keon, putting the plate down: don't get mad at me! I don't even wanna be here, y'alls the ones that wanna be here. I wanna be at the strip club. I got a bunch of ones and somebody gonna get 'em.
Keon: MR DOE, I'M READY FOR THE REST OF THE TOUR!
John: *disgust*
YOU ARE READING
Random things... »discontinued
Fanfiction...to keep you distracted while I work on the sequel plus they're easy to do so This does contain the siblings OCs used in the Jarlo angst story(Eliza, Olivia, Charles) MOVED TO "Even Satan Doesn't Want Us At This Point"