That awkward moment when you see identical twins fighting and one calls the other ugly
That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly become a karate master
When your mum thinks you have an aditude with her, but all you did was answer her question
That moment when your name is in a math problem..."I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS?!"
Nothing fucks up your weekend more than realising its already sunday.
Hiting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot
"Lets watch a scary movie"......Hours Later......"Dude walk me to the bathroom"
When parents call you by your full name and you know shits gonna happen
Every girl is ninja, it shows when someone touchs her phone or her boyfriend
That moment when you are traped in the corner of the shower because the cold water is running
Looking at your best friend and saying...Ill do it if you do it.....
When you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence
yelling out random numbers when someone is counting
Dear parents i am fully aware that money doesnt grow on trees....that why im asking you for it
me: Walks into school.....5 minutes later....so when can i leave??
if you wake me up and i dont get angry, you must be pritty fucking special
screaming "I HAVE NO CLOTHS!!" at your overflowing wardrobe
that moment when you are trying to stop laughing but you look up at the person and start laughing again
laughing so hard you cant breathe
That moment when your at a friends house and there parents start screaming at them and your just like.... thats a nice wall.....
im not fat....im so sexy it overflows
*On a roller coaster* other people: AHHHHH WOOOHOOOO me:HOLLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IM GONNA DIE!!
putting your leg outside of the blankets and feelling exposed to monsters
its not that i hate you its just, uhh, how do i put this...if you were on fire and i had a bucket of water i would probably drink the water
putting your iphone on shuffle then skipping every song to find a curtain song
Dear stomach, your bored not hungry.... SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
i hate the websites that ask you if you are human....NO IM A FUCKEN VACCUM
Dora thinks shes sexy, showing her belly...SLUT!!!
ok, ok!! im gonna be serious now *takes deap breath* *bursts out laughing*
Triping over an object, then verbally abusing it
I'll think about it = ill completly forget about it until you bring it up again
that awkward moment when you are in a fight with a little kid and they seem to be winning
it seems like everyone is in a relationship or is in love, im just sitting here like...i like that tree....its a nice tree :)
(phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* awww....i thought it was someone else
