(Pretend their sunglasses.)
He pays for everything and slowly starts walking away. "You buy a lot of bleach." Why is the cashier questioning him surely they'd be used to it by now? "Well I like things clean and am a cleaner myself." Lies. "Oh I'm very sorry." She bows her head and Fuji simply makes a patting motion. "No worries." He swiftly exits and puts everything in his car's boot. We get in the car and drive off. "That was close. Well you happy now?" I see, he's showing me the outside so I stay with him and stop trying to leave. Making everyone else seem scary by pulling me away and always looking over his shoulder. That or he's looking out for someone else, maybe he was seen. He does wear a mask and sunglasses he may just be sensitive to light. We get home and I help him put everything away. Afterwards I go up stairs so now I'm sitting on my bed, drawing. There's a light tapping on my window. Who is that?!? "May I come in?" I yell for Fuji. "SIR THERE'S SOMEONE AT MY WINDOW!!!!!!!!!" He kicks the door down at runs up to me looking through the window. "Saitama?" The man nods his head and Fuji opens the window. He begins to laugh. "Man that kid of yours is loud I could hear him very clearly." Fuji sighs. "Yes, I know but its good because I can hear him from the basement with that noise." The man I now know as Saitama walks up to Fuji placing a kiss on his cheek. "Its good to finally meet you in person its usually over the phone." So thats the guy he was talking to. "Dad-" Oh no I called him dad shoot what do I do my face is burning up this is so embarrassing. I notice Fuji's face is red too. "U-uhh D-did you just call me dad?" What do I do? Oh no now his friend is looking at me. "uuuhhhh no I just um said uhhhhh." He chuckles and walks over to me putting his hands on my bed behind me and leaning his face right up to mine. "Don't lie~" Isn't he uncomfortable doing this in front of his friend? I look beside him and Saitama is smirking while holding his face. What is wrong with these people? Fuji kisses me and picks me up. "I'd love to be your dad, how fun would that be?" He is weird mind you I did want to call him dad for a while now. "Awww~ How cute but its not legal yet. Besides I'm going to be the one looking after you now~ My names Saitama, I'm 22. I'll be staying here with you while Fuji goes on a business trip. Shit, I said your name, fuck I didn't mean to." Fuji looks like hes about to beat this guy up. "Don't worry he already knows my name. I heard him while he was sleeping he said my name a few times. Although I do have some rules for you Saitama. One, don't hurt my child or I'll pound you into oblivion. Two, don't make my child uncomfortable and always look after them if their upset. Three, anything bad happens contact me. Four, if he runs away catch him bring him back then contact me. Five, swear again and I'll tear your face off. Six, don't get too close to my child their still mine. Seven, eat my child and pay the consequences. Eight, kidnap my child and I'll hunt you down. Nine, there is a way of finding him if he gets lost so if you can't catch him tell me I'll come down and get him. Ten, look after them their only 5. Got it?" Man thats a lot to take in. Is he writing them down? Hes taking them seriously? "That's a lot of rules but I got them down. Don't worry Fuji I'll take good care of them." Fuji leans in and whispers something in his ear and Saitama starts freaking out and wrote it down with shaking hands. "No problem it'll be fine I wont I swear." He leans away. "You better not." He hands me over to Saitama after giving me a kiss. "I'll be back soon I promise." He's still holding my hand. "Fuji, you can let go now I'll be alright I can look after myself." He looked unsure but nodded in response then left. "I love you." We wave good bye. "Love you too." Fuji was pissed. "I meant Miso you dumb ass." Saitama was offended. "How come you can swear?!"
