"Birth giver", Timmy called
"Yes, my fetus?" Timmy mother asked
"I received permission slip for vacs from my education system", Timmy claimed.
"NO", Timmy mother shout. "You no get vac!"
"But why, birth giver?" Timmy ask
"Vac evil", Timmy mother say. "You might get autism or die"
"That sound unacceptable, birth giver", Timmy say. "Are you certain this is the case?"
"Absolutely! It does not even work half the time", Timmy mother say.
"Ok then", Timmy say.
Timmy den git hepatitis.
Timmy mum ask wai. Doctors say he no got the vac. Timmy mother argue da vac is evil.
Timmy den got ded.
Teh end
