hamilton reacts to hamilton (and other shit)

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"Alright, now that y'all have your phones, you can unlock them by using your nickname," Lilith explained while I snickered.

"What nicknames?" Lee asked, looking directly at me.

"Well... Hamilton," he looked at me because he heard his name, "What do I call you?"

He nodded, typed in 'hammy', and unlocked his phone. Washington also nodded and typed in his nickname that I had given him. T. Jeffy glared at me, trying to get inside my head. Then he typed in his nickname.

At this point, everyone had figured out their nicknames and got into their phones.

"Alright... Now go to the app that has three dots on it, it is called messages, me and Lilith already made a group chat for all of us! go ahead and play around with it, but in the group chat." I explain and they all listen.

King: what's up suckers

Hammy: 🙄

Lilith: Ooh hammy learned emojis!!!

Washingdad: this is cool! I must say I should do this more often. Emmi, how can I keep this thing?

Emmi: well dad hehe, Lilith still needs to do her job, but you can keep it for now.

I look up at Washingdad as he smiles at me.

"Next app! But King doesn't have it on his phone." Lilith explains.

"Why? Is it not fabulous enough for me?" King responds smugly, I roll my eyes and look back at my phone, seeing what I should post on Instagram next, I pretty much blocked out the rest of the conversation. Since Lilith already set up their accounts, I thought I would follow them, but it turns out I already have, well...ok.

"OOH! What are these things that change how I look?" Peggy wonders, she must have seen my last post.

I walk over to her, "Ooh that's a good picture, anyways swipe like this, then just drag like this, then click this to take a picture," I explain to her, "Lilith, should I go live?"

"Uhhh, no, I think we should keep this somewhat under the radar." I nod and just take a picture with the dog filter. To save for later. In case I get bored.

I go to the home page and see that T. Jeffy posted his first picture. His hashtags are: #Jefferson #hamiltonsucks. I look up and see him staring smugly back at me.

"Dude, seriously?" Lilith asks glaring at Jefferson, I shake my head and look back at my phone.

I see John's first post, it is so fudging adorable. his hashtags are: #turtlesforlife and #JohnnyBoi. I laugh and like it.

Then I got a text from Herc. I open up messages again. He privately messaged me and Lilith.

Hercules

Herc: so uh guys i have a question.

Emmi<3: go ahead whatz up?

Herc: i dont know how to type it out can one of you talk with me in private?

Lilith>:3: gladly.

~end of text~

I go back to Instagram and see that Eliza's first post is a picture of her and her sisters. her hashtags are: #SchuylerSistas #Eliza

"Alright, guys!" I say loud enough for everyone to hear. It seemed to scare Jimmy James out of his wits, "Let's put the phones away for now. I need to go and see where Lilith and Herc went off to." I say and they all listen, I first go to KG3's room and see he is just sitting there his back to the door so I quickly sneak up behind him and steal his crown. and run out of the room without him noticing.

Once I close the door I put his crown on my head. It was so godamn heavy. I took it off and put it in my bedroom, wanting to completely re-do it for KG3. I smile and head into the room where Lilith normally stays. I open the door and look around. No one. Weird. I thought I would find them here. Hmmmmmm. they might be in the kitchen. I run back down the stairs. Wait... If they are in the kitchen, then... Aw shit, she's gonna need my help cooking, that girl can't cook to save her life.

"YO LILITH! YOU IN HERE?!" I shout, no response then all of a sudden I hear some shouts.

"HERC WHAT IS THAT?" I here Lilith shout, fuq. I bolt into the kitchen to see Lilith and herc standing at the counter. I run to them and push them both to the side.

"What da fuq is that?" I question Lilith and she rubs the back of her neck.

"Well....... Uhhhh........ Herc, you tell her!" She says, trying to avoid the situation.

"Lilith, no. Tell me." I cross my arms.

"Alright.....Herc wanted to make cupcakes and I wanted to help an-"

"BRO, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN BEFORE YOU BURN MY HOUSE DOWN." I point to the door and she says something else.

"But we'll watch it burrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn" She jokes.

"Lilith. Go."

"Yeah, yeah, ok," she walked out the door as I tried not to laugh at her joke. Herc just stares at me.

"Can you cook?" he asked

"Like hell I can. What flavor cake and frosting." Herc tells me he wants vanilla cupcakes and chocolate frosting. A bit basic but I can deal. I get out my supplies and get started, Lilith can I switch to your POV?

"GO RIGHT AHEAD BRO!" I hear her shout from the sitting room. I smile.

Lilith POV

Do I start now or-

Yes now, just state your thoughts. please. Having me cook is not exciting. It has got to be the most boring thing for the readers!

Alright. So, I walk back into the living room and sit down on my chair while Alexander looks at me.

"So, what do we do now?" He asks and I shrug. I honestly have no clue what Emmi has planned.

Bro, can't you hear my narration?

Gah! Fuq, you can hear my thoughts too?

Yes! Because I am the goddamn author.

That's right. Anyways, I trust Emmi and I wanted to do something fun I mean ya know before Emmi comes back with the cupcakes and we do something.

I NEED YOUR HELP I'M BORED AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE DECORATING THE CUPCAKES USE UR MAGIC.

You can't just walk?

I DON'T WANT TO.

Fine. I snap my fingers and Emmi comes back into the room with a tray. That wasn't too long.

Emmi POV

This is better. I hand out the cupcakes. I topped each one with an Oreo because Lilith wouldn't want to do that.

"Bro, wtf," Lilith states plainly. I wince. I forgot she could hear my thoughts.

I ignore her comment, "So, I was thinking that we could have you guys react to ships! None will have Washington cause dats just nasty." the Schuylers giggle, and I smile.