hamilton reacts to hamilton (and other shit)

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This will mostly be from my pov cause....ya

I was sitting on my bed, listening to Hamilton- because, uh... who wouldn't????- when I heard a crash from my living room. I lived alone in a quite big house so I was slightly terrified.

"Dafuq?" I wonder, quickly walking into the living room. Once I get there, I see about 10 to 15 people on my living room floor.

"Where the fuck r we? I thought I was dead!" A boy with curly hair pulled into a ponytail and freckles. It was unmistakably John Laurens. MY CINNAMON ROLL!!!

"Honestly, same," another stated chuckling, his hair was also curly and had freckles. PHILIP?!?!

"WHO THE FUQ ARE YOU?!?!?" A tall man with curly hair stated, fuq, Jefferson, "And where are you workers?!?"

"Dafuq Jefferson?" Another tall man wondered, he had his curly hair pulled back into a tight ponytail, no it cant be. MY BABY LAFFY TAFFY.

"Gentlemen...." another man stated.

"Sorry da- I mean sir." A short man with brown hair pulled back in yet another ponytail. Alexander hamilton and Washingdad are in my house!!!!!

"Well.....uhm.....ok, dont freak out but I think I know your names already, so just nod when I say your name and point to you. Ok?" I say not wanting to sound creepy. They all nod.

"Alright. Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr, Lafayette, Hercules Mulligan, and John Laurens." I say, pointing to the hamilsquad. They all nod, "HOLY FUQ!" I shout. Then stop myself and continue.

"Angelica, Eliza, Peggy, Philip, and Theodosia." They also nod, just wait a goddamn minute.

"Washinton, Charles Lee, Samuel Seabury, King George the lll," they nod and kg does a little bow.

"Jefferson and Madison." I say, not wanting to state their full names.

They nod and I seat them. Making sure that the Schuylers are together, theo and pip, jefferson and Madison, washingdad, Hammy, Mulligan, and Burr, then Lafayette and John go and sit over next to their friends.

"Oh no, no, no, you two are sitting with me." I say sweetly, they look at me weird.

"But-" I cut them off.

"You two are my children. My cinnamon rolls, so dont argue with me before I slap the living daylights out of you." They listen and sit next to me.

"So, where da fuq are the workers?" Jefferson asks again.

"Y'all are in the future, there ain't no slaves no more." I respond, John lit up at the thought of it, "And us women have rights now too." I say that directly to Angelica, who smiles at me.

"But what are we doing here, and who are you?" Washingdad asks me

"Shit, sorry, idk what y'all are doing here, but I'm Emmi. I'll explain more in a minute."

"Why?" Lafayette remarks

"Well, because I think this chapter is long enough."

"Dafuq?" The hamilsquad, lee, and jeffmads responds.

"Welp what do I have to lose? Never mind that." I say trying to cover up my obvious mistake, "So....yall are in my house so I have to say some rules. Oh shit, I have to call someone be right back." I say jumping up. My friend Lilith is going to freak.

Her job doesn't have her as busy these days, so she would most likely be free. You must be wondering what her job is. Well, let's just say her full title is Agent Lilith Stark. She is a spy of some sort. At the very least, she works for the government. She never actually specified what it is she does.