chapter 1

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*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
''wake the fuck up bitch''
''wake the fuck up bitch''
''wake the fuck up bitch''

''AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!'' seungmin already regrets recording that voice memo.

he stayed in bed for another hour, and then he decided to get up
''what are we gonna eat for breakfast, oh i know MCDONALDSSSS''

seungmin is a shy nerd but if you mess with him, he will make you suffer

he just finished high school, and is starting his first year in the Uni

video calling *ugly moohmooh*

*ugly moohmooh* '' whY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING ME WHEN YOU KNOW I NEED MY 15 HOURS SLEEP HOE!''

*dumbass*( seungmin) ''calm your titties khoan (idk i just made that name up), i just wanted to ask you if that place you told me about is still free.''

*ugly moohmooh* ''DOES IT LOOK LIKE I FRICKEN KNOW?!but because your begging me ,imma check''

5 minutes later
*dumbass* '' i hope your ass better isn't sleeping or i'll come to your house''

*ugly moohmooh* ''okayyyy so, its still free but your gonna have some roomates, if you find that okay''

*dumbass* '' okay cool, but how many?''

*ugly moohmooh* ''idk maybe 2 or something"

*dumbass* ''oh okay thats pretty chill,i think im gonna go for that one''

*ugly moohmooh* ''look i got to go but i'll send the owner's number and stuff and she will give you more information, kay?''

*dumbass* ''love you so much for this, no homo tho bye bitch''

*ugly moohmooh* ''love you too no homo bye hoe''

*video chat ended*

ugly moohmooh:
*** *** ******
here ya go    
                                                                                                                                                                             dumbass:
                                                                                                                                                                     thx <3

OKAYYYYYYYYY SO THAT WAS CHAPTER 1
AND I KNOW NOBODY IS GONNA READ THIS
BUY HEY ITS JUST FOR FUN AND THX FOR THE 3 READERS😭😭😭

and my firts language isn't english so there will be allot typos

yaaaaa bitch is ouutttttttttt

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