michelle obama said pizza is a vegetable

swag chapter 1

          barracks o cheeks was sitting in his dookey brown Lamborghini, eating his childen piece by piece. Watching donkey p0rn, rubbing his dookey covered Shrek leather pants. Then this child  named Pizza walks from the trunk and says “hey you got vegetables”? But then, the handsome slick O cheeks asked "What the heel are vegetables?". Pizza tells him “fookin turds you foooookin boomer”." Do you want to clap my cheeks since you dont have any fookin vegetbles" angerliey asked.  O cheeks says not if you eat the bootay you dont get no fruity. “I asked for vegetbles d0mahs” he said angerliey. Pizza takes a second look and botices that its our formor predsodent o cheeks.    O cheeks asks, “so you gonna hop in my lambo or not dicch3d”.We goign to the b/@ck h0ue so you can eat my cheks?" Piza blushs and pulls his pands don and shows his smol w0.ng.  O chrrks smirks seductivly , and pizz@ says ol yeah you lake that zdaaddddyyyy