Are you real Hisoka ? (Hisoka x Reader)

The Meeting

A loud scream woke me up.

Geez what was that.

I jumped out of my bed, still half asleep.
I slowly opened the door of my room taking my bat from under my bed, in case I needed it.
Was that my friend who just screamed ?

I Just woke up what the hell.

"Mia ?" I call my roomate's name as I leave my room, ready to beat the intruder if there was one like I thought. Slowly walking to the living room, where the scream came from, putting the bat above my head.

"AAAAH"

... I sighed and droped the bat, of course no intruder. I looked at my roomate screaming her lungs out scared for her life. Why you ask ?

A butterfly.

Yes a god damn butterfly.

"WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE KILL THAT !"

"Mia the butterfly's not gonna eat you, calm down" I sighed as I pinched the bridge of my nose, I was still sleepy and waking up like that wasnt the best for my growing headache, I tried to calm down I hate waking up like that, this isnt the first time she did this.

"Im late for work and this... This hideous... Ugly ass looking thing doesnt let me pass thru the door !"

Mia did have a phobia for Insects, and I am "the one saving her from Those monsters" like mia once Said to me . But that doesnt change the fact that its quite annoying.

I sigh and open the window of the living room letting the poor red butterfly fly away and close it when it got out. The poor thing probably was more scared than her because of her screaming like she was dying.

"Happy ?" I look at her, exhausted. "I could have slept more, but no you had to wake me up for this dumb thing !" heading towards the kitchen I could heard her chuckle.

"Heh.. Sorry Y/N, Ill Cook tonight to make up to you promise ! " she smiles and kisses my cheek before running towards the door "Bu'bye !" and closes it behind her.

I chuckle some what happy to not cook tonight, I loved her meals and she knows it. Plus Im pretty bad at cooking.

Its been 2 weeks Im jobless. I used to work at McDonald's but got fired...again. Why ? I stabed the hand of a Karen. I didnt mean to do that it was an accident ! But I wont say I regret it and she kinda deserved it tho... So being the lazy ass of the house while my Best friend is working is kinda boring. Im alone in the Apartment watching anime all day while I eat like a pig. The sad part is that I watch it alone even if Mia is home, she doesnt like anime. Yup you heard right, she HATES it.

She can be boring sometimes.

But I did love her, we growed up together after all.

Now that I was up I couldnt sleep, so I decided to make some pancakes, burning most of them. I cursed at the pancakes while flipping it, angry that it wont cooperate with me. With some mapple syrup on it and some strawberries I headed to the balcony and sat on the little table with my breakfast.
I begin to eat while watching one of my favorite anime, Hunter x Hunter. I did finish it a while ago but I love this anime it never gets boring.

And those characters are hot.

Then I heard loud thumps coming from our neighbours. Getting irritated by the noise,

"Will you stop fucking your wife everyday for once !"

Damn. Thats the 7th time this week.

The noise stoped and I continue to eat my pancakes satisfied with a smile on my face.

He did Finally stop.

Until a sharp thing pointed on my neck, from behind. My smile dropped and I stoped breathing.

Who the fuck-

"My, My. Are you jealous of your neighbours sex life ?~"

This voice... This voice is oddly familiar-

Blood begin to drip from where the man pushed the... Card. He pushed a card against my neck. I can feel him smirking from behind me.

I slowly turned my head to see a tall red headed figure towering on me.

" Hisoka. "