Cuphead The Game

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A: Today, everyone is gonna play Cuphead the video game for an hour and then we're gonna see how many deaths they have and bosses they have defeated!  btw...no one has played it yet but they've heard of it and i'll be the judge!

C:  my game? seriously? psh piece of cake!!

M: cool!!

B:  why cant we play my game?

Y: cause cuphead is totally better, DUH

C and M: eyes widened and try not to smile

B and B:  hey!!

Y: jk jk

B: you better be!!

Y:  leans head to Felix and Faith and shakes head  anyway, let's get started!!

CHOOSING CHARACTERS

C:  cuphead or mugman? . Cuphead of course!

M:  cuphead or mugman? I'll choose me!!

B:  cuphead or mugman? what? there's not a Bendy! this game already sucks... i guess I'll choose Mugman. I like him more than cuphead...

B:  cuphead or mugman? Mugman!!

F: cuphead or mugman? not a hard choice. Mugman!

Fe: cuphead or mugman?  I'll choose Cuphead

O:  cuphead or mugman?  I'll choose Mugman, he's my favorite character

Y:  cuphead or mugman?  uuh, should cuphead even be an option? Everyone should always choose Mugman... Now let's start!!

AFTER HALF AND HOUR

C:  shot the tv and broke the controller and is sitting in his chair rethinking his life with a sore throat from screaming

M:  cmon cmon cmon!!  trying to beat Hilda  PLEASE

B:  finally beats Goopy  YEEEEEEES!!!! first boss down!!

Boris:  why is this run n gun so hard?!! I can even focus with stupid Woody the Woodpecker!!!

F:  Oh cmon!! I was almost there!!  dies at the end of Cagney  OH COME THE FUCK ON

Fe: now defeated Rumor Honey Bottoms  alright! 8 more to go

O:  now moving on to the 3rd isle  too easy...

Y:  moving on to the 2nd isle  Oh boy!! What fresh new hell awaits for me in the next isle!!!

AFTER THE WHOLE HOUR

A: ok guys! stahp playing!! Time's over!!!

everyone stops playing and goes to main title

A: alright, what did everyone get?

C: before I broke my life, I got 109 deaths and killed Goopy, Hilda, Ribby and Croaks, Root Pack, Cagney, Baroness, Djimmi, and did 2 run n guns. 

A: ok

M:  I had 147 deaths, and defeated The Root Pack, Ribby and Croaks, Cagney, Goopy, Hilda, Baroness, Wally, Djimmi, Beppi, but not Grim Matchstick...and completed 4 run and guns!

A: nice!

Be:  I had 264 deaths by counting and using a calculator, and I got Goopy and The Root Pack and Ribby, Croaks and yea...

A: wow. A-are you sure you didn't get any more bosses?

Be: no-

C: HA!! u suck at my game!! laughs

Be: n-no I dont!!!

A: moving on!!

C: we'll continue this later~

Be: growls 

Bo: anyway, I have 190 deaths and I got The Root Pack, Ribby and Croaks, Cagney, Goopy, Hilda, Baroness, Wally, Djimmi, Beppi, Grim Matchstick Rumor, Honey Bottoms, and I completed 4 run n guns!

A: awesome!

F: I beat all the bosses and all the run n guns

Everyone:  HOW?!!

F:  shrugs luck I guess... 

A: good job!!!

Fe: thanks!

A: np! Felix?

Fe: I vanquished The Root Pack, Ribby and Croaks, Cagney, Goopy, Hilda, Baroness, Wally, Djimmi, Beppi, Grim Matchstick, Rumor Honey Bottoms, Captain Briney Beard, Cala Maria, Dr. Kahl's Doctor, Sally StagePlay, The Phantom Express, King Dice, Devil and then I did all th-

C: we get it, ya beat the game!!

A: lol, nice job Felix

Fe: thanks

A: np!! Oswald?

O: the same for Faith and Felix

C and B:  how many pipol beat it?!!

A: cuphead and bendy, shut it!! And last but not least, Yaris

Yaris: I beat everything except King Dice and Devil. internal screaming

A: alright! So I'd say that the score is-

Be: there's a score?!

A: yup! I-

C: we were never told this!!

A: stop interrupting me!! Anyway, the score is Faith, Felix, Oswald with 10 points, Yaris with 9 points, Boris with 7, Mugman with 5, Cuphead with 3, and Bendy with 1 point.

C: bullshit...

Y: YES!!

C: waht are you "yaying" about?! You didnt even win!!

Y: I got more than you~

C: is about to attack Yaris but is held back by his brother

M: calm down cup!!

C:  calms down

Y:  hehehehehe

O: nice job Felix

Fe:  starts blushing o-oh! y-you too!!

O: thanks

Fe: u-uh huh

A: anyway, join us next time!!





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