A: Hey guys! Today we got a dare from @Nagito_Chiaki_Hajime. I dare y'all to... Play Kiss Marry Kill. Don't ask why- So that's what we're gonna do today!!
Y: alright!!
C: alright, lets just get this over with..
M: this is gonna be fun!!
Be: just dont give me any bad ones
Bo: oooh! I've heard of it but i've actually never played it
Fe: what's Marry, Kiss, or Kill? I've never heard of anything like that
C: wait actually-
Be: well Mr. Felix, Marry, Kiss, or Kill is a game, where one person says three names of people known to the other, typically either names of people known in their personal lives, or names of celebrities.
Fe: oh. Makes sense. Im in!
F: sounds like a good time!!
O: ok.
C: Yaris I have one-
Be: so Cup for Brains, Marry Kiss or Kill, Donald Trump, Ariana Granda, Dua Lipa
C: growls well croissant, I would Marry Dua Lipa, Kiss Ariana Grande and Kill Donald Trump.
Be: hmmm good choices, good choices..
Bo: hey Yaris! Marry, Kiss, or Kill, J Balvin, Bad Bunny, Prince Royce
Y: oh goddddd...ummmmm....I would marry J Balvin, Kiss Prince Royce, and kill Bad Bunny...even though i dont want to choose..
C: dang, that was kinda messed up..
Bo: sorry-
Fe: uhhh Mugman! Marry, Kiss, or Kill, Cuphead, Bendy, Boris
A: IF YOU GUYS THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A REGULAR MARY, KISS OR KILL, YOU GUYS ARE VERY MISTAKEN
Mugman: wait what-
Fe: Cuphead, Bendy, or Boris
M: gets nervous i-i cant choose...
C: you better not kill me mugs
M: wha- no no no!! I would never cuppy!! b-but I cant and wouldn't kill bendy or boris...i c-cant choose... tears up at the thought of one of their deaths caused by him
Be: Mr. Felix..I think this is alot of pressure on him...maybe switch it?
F: yea! you're making him cry!!
Fe: y-your right. My apologies Mugman. i could think of another-
M: no no..its fine. cleans tears I would Marry Boris, Kiss Cuphead, and K-Kill B-Bendy..
Bo: smiles but gets interrupted
Be: WHAT?!! HOW COULD I GET KILLED!!!
C: bursts in laughter
M: im s-sorry! I-i didnt wanna kill boris a-at all!!!
Y: laughing along with cups i-i think I should ask next before this escalates..Felix!! Marry Kiss or Kill, Oswald, Sheba, and Bendy]
C: starts laughing even more
M: face palms
O: ears fall
Be: why me?!!
Fe: what?! thats so unfair!!
Y: this is revenge for making the Mug cry!!
F: in the back round yea! this is justice!!
C: well it shouldn't be too hard. i made my desicion.
Be: oh yea? what is it?
C: I would marry this Sheba chick, kiss Oswald and of course kill bendy!
Be: growls why you-
M: i mean- do you have a crush on Oswald?
O: one of his ears suddenly come back up and looks at Felix
Fe: face turns red w-well..not really!! no offense Oswald!!
O: none taken. smiles
Fe: o-ok...t-then I would..Marry Sheba, Kiss Bendy, a-and K-Kill Oswald
In Felix's Mind: horrible Decision Ever MADE!!!
O: eh, it was meant to happen someday
Bendy: yesssss!!!
C: huh, i'd really thought Felix would marry oswald
Fe: awkward loud laughing to cover cuphead's words s-somebody else go!!
M: i will!! Cups~ pulls a face
C: oh shit I know that face-
Y, F and Be: oh this is gonna be good from Mugman's face!!!
M: Marry, Kiss, or Kill~, Me, Fanny, and Elder Kettle
Y and F: internally screaming for answers smiling like crazy
C: mugs whyyyyyyyy
Be: oooooh! Is this that nurse that you wont talk to me about??
C: blushes hard n-no!!
M: yup! now choose!
C: uhhhhhhhhhhh-
Be: gets the camera oh this is gonna be good!!
C: I-I would...
Be: your nervous arent ya~
C: BENDY SHUT UP BIACH!!
Be: hehehehehehehehe
Y: so whats your answers?!!!!
F: we wanna know!!!!
C: a-alright alright fine! I would Marry Fanny, Kiss Mugs, and Kill Elder kettle
M: wait what- Cuphead!!! you chose a girl you like vs our grandpa!!!
Y: oooooooh the fucking tea is hot!!!
C: i had too!! I really like her bro!!
M: but what about Elder Kettle?!!!
C: he's old!!! he's gonna die soon anyway!!
M: gasps so hard he's running out of air how DARE you!!!
C: i-i didnt mean it!!! sorry!!
Be: oooh wow the cup apologizes!!!
C: shutup!!!
Bo: OSWALD!!!! Marry, Kiss or Kill, Mickey, Donald or Goofy!!
Y: oh shit!! it just got real!!!
O: o-oh...I would Marry Donald, Kiss my brother and kill Goofy.
Everyone: silent
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FanfictionGive any questions or dares you want to either cuphead, mugman, bendy, boris, felix, oswald and if ya want, I might include mickey, donald, goofy, inky, winky, sheba and minnie!! Can't wait for your asks and dares!
