New Girl-a 5SOS Fanfic

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Its been a while ago since i writed a story so please be gentle for me
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"So I was standing in the middle of the room waiting for my boyfriend to come home and i was wearing a sexy Christmas bow tie on my private area because i saw a girl doing that a couple of times on porntube,and a soon as he walked in while i was doing my sexy show,another girl walked in who was apparently his girlfriend and uhm well then my christmas bow tie fell off and thats why i need a new appartment" i say with a laugh so i don't sound like i'm still hurt from my break-up.The four guys stared at me with an open mounth so i decided to say something "I'm sorry what was the question again?" "The question was do you have any pets" says the one with the lipring."No,but you know whats funny?when i saw your advertantion i thought you were women." "Wait what? W-Why would you think that thats crazy" said the asian looking one "It was Calums advertantion" says the one with blue hair "Well,i guess it was something about the words you used like,Sunset and flower fields" i say while the other guys start laughing ,and then the boy who was apparently called calum suddendly took his shirt off "What about these?Does this look like sunset to you?" "Oh god i'm so sorry for this" said the one with the pugs not drugs shirt "Ladies love Calum you know" Wow,That Calum dude must be really confident about hisself,but i would be too if i had abs like that "Uh yes,this place is so beautiful,So much light.My ex hated light" i say to bring the convo to another topic "I would really like to live here" I really did,I really wanted to live here,it was a really good looking appartment for such a good prise "Yeah uhm no offense but we bearly know you,Maybe we should introduce each other?'' He had a point there,the only thing i knew about them is that they were quite attractive but that seemed like enough information for me.''Okay so,First of all my name is Ashton and i'm 19 and one of the things you need to know about us is that we're in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer ,we dont have a lot of success yet but we're hoping that that still comes because we kinda dropped out of school for it'' said the boy called ashton ''Oh and i have a drum session every day at 6 am so that may make some noise'' he said laughing. "Okay so i guess its my turn now,My name is Calum and i'm 18 years old and i play the guitar and I play the bass,but I go to our practice room so I don't make that much noise unlike other peopl-'' ''And he is a womanizer'' Ashton interrupts him ''Oh and and I like to walk naked through the house so if you don't mind'' says calum and he gives me a wink which makes me even more uncomfortable than I already was.'' And again We're sorry for calum but he likes everything with an ass and boobs,But anyway i'm Luke and i'm 17''the guys start laughing when luke says his age and the boy with the colored hair squeezes him in his cheek ''Stop it michael''he says while he pushes his hand away.''You're so cute'' says michael ''Fuck you man'' says luke annoyed ''actually I hate the rest of the band and I'm only here because I can't pay my own apartment,Oh and uhm i'm the leadsinger of the band '' Luke seemed nice, extremely sarcastic,but nice.''You guys are really boring, I will introduce myself in a better way.I'm Michael and I dye my hair at least 6 times a day so there are many paint stains in my room because sometimes it comes on my hands and I wipe it off on the wall,I also game alot so if you can't find me, the probability of 98%Is that i'm sitting on the couch playing video games.,Oh and i also play guitar to get laid'' Ah,Perfect.He was the type of guy i would like to live with,Nice,Quiet and no stress.I could look further for other apartments because 4 boys and 1 girl didn't seem like such a good idea but it felt like i could have so much fun with these guys so why not? "So uhm my name is Lauren and I'm gonna be honest with you guys ,I'm pretty emotional right now since I just broke up with my boyfriend and i will probably watch faking it 6 or 7 times a day and I am also a teacher in training at a high school so i will make loads of homework most of the time and i really like to sing to myself a lot'' and when i said that the smiles of the boys quickly fall from their faces and Then i realize that I shouldn't have been telling them about my break up ''a lóóóót'' I sing to try to make them laugh which didn't really work out.Ugh, come on lauren there must be something that you can tell which makes them want to have you in their apartment?and then i suddendly knew what to say ''I'm also tired of living with my best friend,she's a model,all her friends are models'' i say with a fake sigh.michael's mouth falls open ''actually how soon can you move in'' ''not happening'' ashton interrupted him ''michael slow dow-'' ''Okay Lauren can you give us a second?i gotta talk to my boys'' ''My Boys is not a thing in here'' says Calum ''My bro's'' improved michael ''Still not funny'' says luke smiling while michael pulls them to another room.