♥you slap their ass♥

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in a non-sexual way of course you crazy fucks


Finn:

-y'all i-

-this man turns around and slaps your ass back. 

-hARD

"finn WHAT THE FUCK THAT hURTS"

"then why did you sLAP MINE IF YOU DIDNT EXPECT ME TO DO IT BACK"


Noah(dont stan him anymore but this is for entertainment purposes)

-screams

-like you did when syd kissed dina(if you've watched that show)

"y/N!"

you just smile at him

"nO"

-then he takes away your sugar privileges cause he thinks you were high on sugar(actually you were high on we-)


Caleb:

-doesnt even let you pull away from his ass he just grabs your wrist

-swivels around

-looks you dead in the eye

"no ma'am/sir y/n"

-then goes back to whatever he was doing.


Gaten: 

-jaw? drOPPED

-hand? holding his ass

-you? scolded

"y/n what the hell? not in the kitchen. i'm trying to cook mac n cheese"

-hotel? trivago


Millie:

-she turns around REAL QUICK

-grins at you

-chases you around the house with both of you laughing but also you're kinda scared


Sadie:

"nO"

-she just up and tells you no

-but

-she waits for the right time to strike and


-SLAPS YOU BACK




how're you all doing? i'm hungry and trying to watch the goldfinch but my fucking wifi isn't working >:(

also, please request im running out of ideas

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