1. I'm bored... Let's talk about pigs!?
2. P.S. I'm sitting on the toilet pooping.
3. There's a unicorn behind you!!
4. Well butter my butt, and call me a walrus!
5. So yeah... Oh I forgot to tell you the aliens are going to take over the world tomorrow. They told me by brain messages...
6. (Person), I am your father!
7. A little girl is coming to get you...
8. Awe... My pet monkey (or lizard) died! I'm crying... :'(
9. My phone is almost dead. Do you think if I charge my phone it'll then have magical power or something!?
10. I'm really lazy so I don't wanna come over right now.
11. Shut up! I'm trying to sleep! *at 2:00 p.m.*
12. I'm going to wonder land, bye!
So yeah. That's what I mostly text friends... 😋✌️
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As random as possible :P
HumorJust weird things I've done, or will do, and am thinking of. So really this book is my mind, haha! :P Enjoy reading my mind! Lol xD This is the serious part though... ALL OF THIS IS ORIGINAL, AND I WOU...
