Shreks pov: I see a sexy pig walk past my swamp
Shrek: GET OUTTA MY SWAMP YOU SEXY PIG!
Peppa: my apologies you fit ogre
Shrek: oh Thankyou my dear now leave you ugly thing
Fiona walks up punching peppa in the face before peppa beats the shit out of her
Shrek: you just killed my wife what will ma children think of you
Peppa punches shrek leaving him unconscious before kidnapping his children
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The love triangle
Fanfiction-THIS IS A JOKE IM A BIT BORED- Peppa has a problem the two fittest guys in town like her what will bob the tomato and shrek do
